Gwar- Je M'appelle J. Cousteau.wmv

I was there at the cattle fair, where
lump fairies swear at glories far be-
yond the fabric that she wears. He said
"Do ya wanna chair?" I'd join him any-
where! A hole in the ground, in this
theatre I found J.C.'s infernal horde--
they caper, they banter, forming human
pyramids, all to please--their infernal
Lord...Whoa! His name is J. Cousteau!!!
A pussy and I know you know!! I know
you know, and there he goes. He goes and
grows, on gosh, he knows--Aboard the
Calypso!! The foam beside, and a burly
sea to ride, all spell goodness for the
master of the whirling pimple tides.
He tried and fried until the rusted
hinges sighed, and then he stepped
inside! He found her there, swimming
in her seaweed hair, looking vaguely
like a lover who has hung herself with
underwear--Phosphorescent green and
the sex-act made obscene, in Jacques
galleon of hatred--This wrinkled French-
man is a living god!!!
Cousteau, you know, where the dying
dolphins go, and the wasteland ever growing,
never slowing till it's far below--Put it
on your T.V. show--and let the humans
know!!!

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[SureFire420]

Fucking Classic GWAR - I met Oderus and BeefCake in WoodStock IL in about a decade ago. They were in their side bands, DBX (Dave Brocke Xperiment) and LAW (BeefCakes Band Lazy American Workers). BeefCake was Ultra Cool, he spent like a half hour talking to 2 of my buddies and myself. One of my favorite bands of all time.

[MarshallHeMathersXP]

@SureFire420 Woow Cool dude! Wish that was me :)

[AUSROTTENY2K]

The foam beside and a burly sea to ride All spell goodness for the master of the whirling pimple tide He tried and pried until the rusty hinges sighed Then he stepped inside He found her there swimming in her seaweed hair Looking vaguely like a lover who had hung herself with underwear Phosphorescent green and the sex act made obscene In Jacques' galleon of hatred this wrinkled Frenchman is a living god!!!

[nathanwallacei3]

ahh to be 15 and playing dungeons and dragons again...

[novanryder]

COUSTEAU!!!

and let the humans know

[NoSleepTilDetox]

Thanks, one of my favorite GWAR tunes... lyrics are awesome.