Kingdom Hearts - The Mental Files

This is my first attempt at a parody. Thanks to Dcwyverx and Nosidda89 for inspiring me.

Zexion wants to mate, I mean date.
Axel mispells Xemnas' name, and Xemnas likes it.
Riku and Vexen re-enact Star Wars, just a little differently.
Kairi terrorizes the Heartless.
Maleficent wants a hug.
Sora calls Kairi a fat bitch.
Rku, Sora and Mickey have a little friend.
Xemnas and the Heartless are better than you, and they know it.
Xemnas eats...what?
Sora wants to take a crap.
Luxord is from Holland.
Ansem drinks his...what?
Saiz is surrounded by assholes.
Xigbar is out of bubblegum, and then finds Captain Winky.
Sephiroth is too sexy.
Demyx is invincible, he then owns Sora, Donald and Goofy, they find his weakness and kill him.
Xemnas opens the idiot convention.
Organization XIII are first place.
Xemnas hits like a bitch.
Xaldin describes his holiday.
Xigbar hates his car.
Axel thinks that someone is hot.
Ansem is corrected by Saix.
Goofy might really be dead.
Xemnas wants to break free.
Xigbar, Demyx and Axel think it's tricky.
Roxas and Sora get annoyed at Saix.
Demyx hates the Dutch.
Xemnas wants a smacked bottom.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Kingdom
• Hearts
• Parody

[Mightymatt1991]

I won't be able to make a second yet, due to computer problems. Only have access to library atm. Hope to be back soon with number 2.

[Mightymatt1991]

For those that are interested. I'm making a second one.

[Eurashal]

Yeah don't bother waiting for a new one. I don't make these anymore.

[Punk90Rose]

"Does someone need a hug?" xD

[UnchartedChart]

Oh my god... I remember you showing me this back in 07 Matt. How you've changed in the meantime.

If you're wondering, Matt forgot the password for this account as well as the password for the email account due to him losing internet for 2 years. His current account is Eurashal, although I don't think he makes these anymore.

[brycewild]

I KNOW!!!....SOOOO funny!

[MHD3191]

This was very funny, hope you do make more in the future.

[HeartlessZelos]

Remember something.. Compleatly diffrent.. "Its tricky to rock a rhyme to rock a rhyme a rhyme to rock a rhyme Its Tricky, Tricky tricky tricky tricky!" LOL. XD

[PurdyEmo14]

o.o Most funniest shit right under the Stupid Files.

Brilliant!

The Bubble Gum was awesome. XD

[shhhh, I stole his bubble gum]

[lissmarie514]

lol now if it only will LOAD!!

[daladek]

i love thesephiroth part..

sephiroth: ow..by the way..IM TO SEXY FOR MY SHIRT!

lol

[xArigatou]

OMG I love the Xaldin part ^^ so friggin funnyyy