Braylon Edwards Commercial

Braylon Edwards

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[brainsbeauty87]

THIS MAN LOOKS SOOOOOOO GOOD

[pink1222]

mmmmmmmmmm....he's yummy

[JayPull85]

Is this what makes you drop so many passes?

[Jefgg]

This douche bag got busted for driving while intoxicated. Someone must have spiked his Five Hour Energy.

[effmunee]

U need a designated driver in N.Y.C on Sept 21st!

[simytherogue]

This black man is absolutely scrumptious.

[Jefgg]

Unfortunately, dropping passes has been a side effect from Five Hour Energy for Braylon "Pan Hands" Edwards.

[GWhiz99]

I couldn’t help but notice: Mike Gravel was preceded in U.S. Senate by ERNEST HENRY gRUEning (578-50-9408), who died on the day New York Yankees star Derek SANDERson Jeter was born: JUNE 26, 1974. Former staunch segregationist, U.S. Sen. JAMES Strom THURmonD (R-SC; 250-64-5145) died exactly 29 (2+9=11) years later on 6/24/03. Unrelated: Simpson / Jeter / HAgood in SC. Simpson being born 10/27/1823 is unrelated to 19212-057. NFL WR BRAYlon edWARDS born On WWHB Hagood’s 155th birthday: 02/21/1983

[GWhiz99]

The specific dialogue from “The Old Guys” episode had Tom (Roger Lloyd Pack; b. 2/08/44 in London) interacting with housemate Roy (cLIVE WALTER Swift; b. 2/09/36 in LiverPOOL): “Welcome home Roy, my big mate Roy. Look, I’m HOVERing” (uses prop vacuum cleaner--Colloquially ‘HOVERing’). And…I’ve tidied up (claps hands). Ta-da! There’s a taste of Shepard’s Pie in the oven and I’ve got us some DVDs. ‘An Inconvenient Truth’, ‘Herbie Goes Bananas’, and a porno--something for everyone.”

[GWhiz99]

Comments about WNBC’s Chopper 4 hovering over bRAYlon edWARDs in a newsgathering capacity, covering the New York Jets came the week of APRIL 26, 2010. Use of the word HOVER fits nicely with a bit of dialogue on the 4th episode of the BBC comedy, “The Old Guys”, titled "Sally's Old Flame" and directed by dEWi HUMPhreys, which originally aired on the BBC on edWARDs’ 26th birthday: FEB. 21, 2009. The episode repeated on UNC-TV (local PBS for North Carolina) on Sat., May 1, 2010 at 9:30 PM

[GWhiz99]

bRAYlon edWARDs New York Jets teammate, safety JAMES uGOchu iHEdigBO [ee-HEAD-ee-BO], signed as an undrafted free agent with the Jets in 2007. iHEdigBO turned 15 the day WNBC*s Chopper 4 crashed into the PASSaIC River--DEC. 3, 1998. MARJORIE BIAS (b. 1929; 241-66-4380) was also bron DEC 3rd. Unrelated: MARJORIE edWARDs--who is presumably no relation to bRAYlon—served on the NORTHAMPTON County, NC Board of Education, while iHEdigBO was born in nortHAMpTON, Mass. nortHAMpTOn County seat: JACKson

[GWhiz99]

bRAYlon edWARDs became a NEW YORK JET on 10/07/09, so WNBC*s Chopper 4 may not yet have hovered over him in an official newsgathering capacity. His teammate, safety JAMES uGOchu iHEdigBO [ee-HEAD-ee-BO], turned 15 years old on the day WNBC*s Chopper 4 crashed into New Jersey*s PASSaIC River--DEC. 3, 1998. MARJORIE BIAS (241-66-4380) was also born DEC 3rd, but died 66 days before her 69th birthday—the day of WNBC*s Chopper 4 river crash. Unrelated: AcHEbe*s *Things Fall Apart* / PALINdrome 1991