Chocolate Jesus Media Whore - Pareidolia Mashup
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How can anyone say a stain, etc., looks like Jesus or Mary considering that, even if they existed, there are no contemporaneous pictures of them, so no one could possibly know what they would have looked like? In fact, one of those "faces" looked like Charles Manson, and I do know what he looked like.
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The almighty, all powerful, all wonderful christ shows himself in grilled cheese sandwiches? Really!!! How stupid is that. When I hear about these claims, I always think "southern hillbilly".
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I see Jesus in my poops all the time. Don't pretend like you don't look at your pooh. I can't flush fast enough myself. Now a Catholic might be tempted to eat his Gawd I guess, just saying.
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I have a birth mark in my ass that looks like 3 of the 12 stages of the cross, saint Peter´s mustache, Jesus, Mary Magdalen´s left boob and a platypus, so my ass should be on tv and should be an object of worship.
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I took a shit in the toilet once and seen Jesus. It was so shocking i had to invite my neighbours to see it and local news crew to document the even. And everyone of us agreed. That Jesus is the shit!
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great title...."liked" Aloha!
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@rohanwotan2 Someone spiked your drink, bro.
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...or a bucket of FILTH?
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check out the video Tom Waits: "whats he building in there". One of the strangest songs you'll ever hear.
Jesus comes in food,oil and stains....yet cant come physically.....the stupidity of these people astound me.
Killer0fTheSun 7 months ago 22
I drank of bottle of Jagermeister once and I saw Jesus. I also saw through time, tasted colours and made great friends with a coat rack. Fortunately I had the excuse of having drank a bottle of Jagermeister. These folks seeing Jesus in their toast, telephone polls and own shit are just retards.
rohanwotan2 7 months ago 13