Lyrics...
Alright, so this is a song about anyone. It could be anyone. You're just doing your own this and someone comes out the blue
They're like Alright what you saying yeah can I take your digits
And you're like no not in a million years you're nasty
Please leave me alone
Cut to the pub on the lad's night out
Man at the bar 'cos it was his shout
Clocks this bird and she looked ok
She caught him looking and walked his way
"Alright darling you're gonna buy us a drink then?"
"Erh no but I was thinking about buying one for your friend"
She's got no taste hand on his waist
Tries to pull away but her lips on his face
"If you insist I'll have a white wine spritzer"
"Sorry love you ain't a pretty picture"
Can't knock 'em out
Can't pull away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
Just get out my face
Just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number
Why
'Cos I lost my phone
Oh yeah actually yeah
I'm pregnant I'm yeah I'm having a baby in like 6 months so no yeah yeah
I recognise this guy's way of thinking
As he walks over her face start sinking
She's like "Oh here we go"
It's a routine check that she already knows
She's thinking "There all the same"
"Yeah you alright baby, you look alright still. Yeah what's your name?"
She looks in her bag takes out a fag
Tries to get away from the guy on a blag
Can't find a light "Here use mine"
"See the thing is I just don't have the time"
Can't knock 'em out
Can't pull away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
Just get out my face
Just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number
Why
'Cos I lost my phone
Go away now
Let me go
Are you stupid
Or just a little slow
Go away now
I've made myself clear
"I don't think so. No It's not gonna happen. Not in a million years"
You can't knock 'em out
Can't pull away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
Just get out my face
Just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number
'Cos I lost my phone
Can't knock 'em out
Can't pull away
Try desperately to think of the politest way to say
Just get out my face
Just leave me alone
And no you can't have my number
'Cos I lost my phone
Nah I've gotta go 'cos my house is on fire
I've hot herpes, no I've got syphilis
AIDS AIDS, I've got AIDS
Am I the only person taht doesn't hear the AIDS part?
hey77ify 8 months ago 228
I LOVE it when she like i am pregnant i having a baby in like.. 6 months
rainbowtacos123 4 months ago 28