How To Get Rid of Door to Door Evangelists!

Rid your doorstep of pesky proselytising types with a few handy tips at no cost.

Song is by defunct Kiwi band 'Snapper'.

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Howto & Style

Tags:

• Mormons Door to Door
• Jehovahs Witness Door to Door
• Christian Door Knocking
• Atheist Humour
• Stop annoying door knockers
• Snapper

[bigfatbaataed]

I had a room mate who used to invite them in and then lock the deadbolt which required a key open,so, they where trapped until he let them out, he also knew his bible inside out and backwards. Most of these guys are sent out with quoted bits out of context, Mike would get bible out and show them thier errs. He would then go on about how jesus was getting credit for satans miricales etc.

By the time he released them they didn't walk away they ran, even the fat ones.

[MellowChaos]

Have Deuteronomy 18:20-22 printed on the outside of your door.

[jonathonlb]

DO LIKE ME!!!! Tell them that you want nothing to do with this jw fanatical crap and if they or any of their congregation show up again,you'll meet them with a shotgun. I just got so tired of them coming around. They destroy peoples lives with their brainwashing!!!

[BdrLenny]

Go outside and do yardwork around the time think they are coming. Tell them Jesus was a son of a carpenter and a working man and they can preach if they will follow in christ's example and help you. Deny all knowledge of minimum wage.

[Cuthrin]

Another strategy: If you are female, wear revealing clothes and start hitting on them. Ask them if you can have them both the same time.

[SwordSwing3]

Im not a mormon, nor would you think i'm at your door to evangelize with the cover of a carhartt, and ball cap. I'd ask you if your living in reality or a dream world? Some people actually care to wake up to Christ.

Peace and hope be to all of you.

[redrhyn0]

i just come to the door with my gun........they leave......

[chriswebrook]

i made a 12 inch black cross hung it upside down with 666 in red on the 3 lower portions of the cross a big red satanic pentagram over the middle and another satanic symbal on the top in red and they still rang my door bell so i pointed it out and told them to grow a fucking brain,...no I'm not a satanist i am an atheist and thought it would work to get rid of them .i was wrong

[boywithadolphin]

To keep roof and driveway cowboys away fit two door bells. They think its flats!

[TheDavionharvey]

Lmfao i thought there was booger on my screen lol xd

[ElfqueenPixiestick]

I have a different idea concerning the Satanic Bible (but it will work with any religious book that isn't the Holy Bible). Open the door with it behind your back. Wait for them to ask if they can share their religion with you. At that time, produce the Satanic Bible and say, sure, but then I want to share my religion with you. Finally, giggle as you watch them flee for their very souls... and they will. I've seen it.