Missouri Sucks #1 (The Butt-Crack State)

First in a series of five videos on why MISSOURI SUCKS...

Category:

Comedy

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• Missouri
• Midwest
• Charleston
• dung
• indoor
• plumbing
• ocean
• salt
• water
• dogs
• cats
• interbreeding

[MeaTheHedgie]

Dude, your just making your life worse, stop being a troll, your gonna get more haters if you act this way! I live in Missouri and it's one of the coolest states around I know! (Not saying there's more awesome ones, but Missouri is cool.) STOP BEING A MOTHERFUCKIN TROLL, what about someone said your state was the ass? HUH?

[gregorybgeddings]

@MeaTheHedgie Hey, thanks for watching! I have four other anti-Missouri videos you might want to check out.

[gregorybgeddings]

Don't they teach math in the butt-crack state? You and your tubby little friend couldn't count to 40 if you were both wearing flip-flops and were allowed to use your fingers and toes. I have a total of just over 27,000 views on all of my videos without paying a penny to YT for promotion. Thats at least 13 times more than you have. You can't even figure out how to frame a camera shot. You "cool" little trick with the plastic cups looks like some sort of test for mental retardation.

[gregorybgeddings]

It is the butt-crack state because, if America was a human body, that's where the butt crack would be.

Missouri's only saving grace is that it is the birthplace of Mark Twain, my favorite author. At least he had the good sense to move to California and, eventually to Connecticut.

All of that is negated, however, by the fact that MO is the home of that lying, flaming dog turd, Rush Limbaugh

[HardKore5250]

Why they call it the butt crack state? So whats better Kentucky, South Carolina, North Carolina, Wyoming, Maine, or Missouri?

[gregorybgeddings]

@HardKore5250

The first five states are really nice. You should not include MO in any sentence including them.

[stl6281z]

5 Min 17 sec of my life shot to hell

[lvcivs11]

confederate deserters lol we fought with guerilla bands long after u fuckers surrendered u like charleston w va they succeeded from virginia and went back to the union u talk like ur from the south but if u hate us that bad u must be a redleg yankee bastard from kansas as a percentage of our population we sent more men to die for the csa than any other state there are charles towns all over the south named for good king charlie ur probably descended from roundhead bastards too  lmao

[thehoosierfortheUK]

@gregorybgeddings another disgraceful edition to the butt-crack state is Kansas City Southern (KCS) those morons have been told to make changes and yet they refuse! I don't know who would want to live in that wasteland! I'd rather live in a small cabin snowed in for six months in a small village in Russia and all that I have to eat are raw potatoes, stale bread and vodka!

[thelastpoint1]

@gregorybgeddings missouri is better than your state matter of fact i bet you live in missori dont you missouri is the best why? beacuse we have st louis arch the kansas city country clubplaza and alought more else i bet you live in the middle of missouri where ther isnt even shit but nothing just plain fucking desert you cockroach

[thehoosierfortheUK]

@MeaTheHedgie well I happen to have Missouri bloodlines myself and no offense to you but I can tell you for a fact that...MISSOURI SUCKS!!!

[Wes2251]

Only people who like missouri have never lived anywere else. Missouri is ugly and missourians are dumb as shit! Tigers suck cock! Come out of the closet mizzou fans. Cant wait to see you cry after a decade of beatdowns come in the SEC.

[Ericscodnation]

FUCK OFF YOU ASS SUCKER

[KemoSTL]

fuck you Missouri is in the center...its the best state, by far. cant wait till ur state gets hit by a hurricane .