Brighton Pier Jumpers Divers Tombstoning

Some guys jumped off the pier at Brighton. Be warned though, someone did this recently at South Parade Pier in Southsea and he hit the bottom and will never walk again due to severe head and neck injuries. People have died doing this and people have been paralysed

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• brighton
• pier
• jumpers
• jump
• divers
• tombstoning
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• off
• brighon
• dive
• death
• die
• killed
• paralysed
• crippled
• accident
• dangerous

[cocopink98]

a wis in brighton last week and ppl were jumpin off the pier still nd 2 ppl r in hospital and a saw the rescue team goin in2 the water and the life gaurds anawl

[markylon]

@cocopink98 What did they say?



[lonefoxilluminus]

I scuba the pier, and u seriously would not be jumping so casually if you knew how shallow it is, and saw the obstructions there are in places along it.

[dfcvda]

when i broke my wrist 3 years ago the lad opposite me on the ward that i was on had broke his leg tombstoning

[freqeist]

@lastpostbugler ha ha this freqeist guy owns you, give up whilst you can!

[dfcvda]

@lastpostbugler typical stock run out of things to say, nonsensical response, not good enough, I`m finished with your small minded , egotistical personality.. Go back to your day job at ASDA... because every little (mind) helps.

[lastpostbugler]

@dfcvda In your own way your quite a reprehensible little trol arnt you sweetie. I take it, that not only do you have severe behavioural difficulties, but you are the product of a contraceptive device that failed, hence, your presence on this earth. & anger issues. little love puff. As I say, you will ALWAYS be assured of my professional skills, of which, I will be willing to avail to you with my blessings. Now, go forth & multiply, you little oxygen thief.

[dfcvda]

@lastpostbugler and its utilised not utalised. A little tip; spell check before posting. : )

[dfcvda]

@lastpostbugler its not ref: its re. also its latter not later, that made me laugh out loud what a stupid twat. Like I said you are a grammar fail. Seriously cannot believe you made this so easy for me.

[lastpostbugler]

@dfcvda Is that ' Honestly' the best retort you are equiped to provide ref: my comment . You pathetic individual. As stated, you have no idea what I do for a living. However, be Fully assured, my full & optimum skill levels would be exercised should our 'paths' ever cross. I think you will find the word "cos"; is, in your own case, a word utalised by a child at key stage 2. Furthermore, any new sentence commences with a capital letter, or are you dyslexic, or simply stupid? ( the later)

[dfcvda]

@lastpostbugler calm down, you don't go to a scene of an accident and say `not dealing with this cos its self inflicted, glad you are not in a profession where you have to show some empathy or basic care. your grammar is terrible, are you 12? You write like one.

[lastpostbugler]

@dfcvda You know nothing about me or what I do for a living, & FYI  You talk out of your second orifice. I take it you have no objection to an old lady dying from a Stroke, whilst PARAMEDICS are being detained ' treating' some idiot who has inflicted their OWN injuries, wheras a heart attack victim HAS NOT. Grow up you immature person FYI , I would willingly act in a non judjemental way if I, or those like me, were to have professional interactions with you. NO PROBLEM!!

[dfcvda]

@lastpostbugler they are non judgemental professionals, unlike you.

[lastpostbugler]

@dfcvda I feel very sorry for the ambulance crews in coastal places who have to divert from calls getting the ill public to hospital many , with life threatening conditions, in order to attend incidents involving thease so called tombstoners. when they injure themselvs through , their own stupidity , Suck Knob heads should have to pay a call out fee to the amb service for such shouts. They put lives of others at risk. as paramedics time is taken up in treating wassocks.