World Wrestling Entertainment/MichelleMcCool.net
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So... LayCool is not having the best week ever. Matter of fact, it's the worst week ever. EVER! It's sad, and it pains us, but... peaks and valleys, highs and lows, right? ...Right?! Sunday night at Survivor Series, Natalya defeats Michelle McCool for the Divas Championship. Monday night, LayCool are given the Lindsay Lohan treatment, and aren't even on "the list," then finally, on their own blue brand show... Smelly Kelly picks up a win over Michelle?! This is a catastrophe! Oy, vey! We can't even wrap our heads around what is going on in the WWE Universe. It's just a whole bunch of unjustified wrong. Regardless, it's time to take one on the chin, and review a SmackDown we hope to burry into the back of our heads, or just forget about completely.
LayCool enter the arena with mics in hand, and they remind their fans that they are having the worst week ever. Yes, and so are we. So, you know what? Fa'getaboutit! Why should we give the likes of Natalya, K2 and one returning Beth Phoenix any more space on our domain than they already take up? They're a bunch of ridiculous wannabe's who find pleasure in being bullies to LayCool! So, you know what? Kelly pins Michelle. Some She-Man runs to the ring and Glam-Slams Michelle. End of story. Poor, Michelle.
From now on, in protest, you're going to see a different side of MichelleMcCool.Net! Why should someone so talented and someone so beautiful, compete against the likes of future TNA Knockouts? Hmmm? They shouldn't! When it comes to reviews, you can expect a lot of sass and a whole lot of no-holds-barred comments from us! If LayCool are going to have to become the product of defeat, then we won't have any of it, but you'll all sure hear about it!
Now. About that rematch clause...
aww beth and kelly2 r awesome
Mento1400 2 months ago 7
i looov kelly kelly <3<3 im the best fun end fun number 1 :)
AppleOrange766 3 months ago 3