Paper Shredder Reviews: Twilight Sucks

This is the pilot for my new review series, 'Paper Shredder: Literature Reviews for Gamers'. In it I'll review contemporary and classical literature, or just over-hyped books that need to be shredded.

Today's review covers 'Twilight'.

Also on Machinima.com

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A quick shout out to Twilight Sucks.com who were very supportive in helping me make this review! Keep on rockin'!

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[PsychoticPeace]

This is the most educated (and funny. let's not forget funny.) Twilight bashing on youtube. 5 Mother fucking stars, dude.

[AnonymousDiv0]

Good review.

But there's a major problem with the video. The spoken portions are WAY too quiet, especially compared with the intro and outro music. I had normal volume for the intro, had to dial it way up to actually listen to the comentary, then rush to turn the volume back town when the end titles hit.

[conspiracyMAN23]

is the beginning of this video,screenshots from the 1st metal gear video game?

[scoobydoorocks10]

thy should give him a free dinner at shenanigans for free advertising!

[art4thecure1]

i never read twilight nor am i interested in reading it from what i've been told. i've been told not to waste my life on them. what blew my mind was when twilight fans screamed how anne rice and stephen king are jealous of myers when rice and king commented that myer's books suck and "are a failure of the imagination". what does stephen king and anne rice have to be jealous of? absolutely nothing.

[crazygirllulu1234]

Once one of my moms friend sai do you like twilight and i said no twilight sucks vampires dont sparkle and its full of posers and than she said its a love story sweety and i said no it isnt underworld is a love story and they dont sparkle

[AyameKia13]

CITY OF BONES IT WAY BETTER BOOK THEN TWILIGHT!! the writer really tells believable story in that book and twilight is just KISSING!!! T.T

[AyameKia13]

Kill twilight hehe

[songofgrayshadows]

These Paper Shredder reviews are so cool! You really need to make more of them.

I still hope that you will.

[BringMeTheSunset213]

I love you xD

[CptBigCrack]

The Grammer and Sentancing In This Review Was Clearly Much Better then Any used in the Entire Book of Twighlight, The Review Was Clearly More Entertaining then Any Part Of Twilight, Infact this review is so Good and exact that im Sure Edward would be sparkling with joy if he ever watched it.

[un0r1g1nal]

Lol! I love this *SO* much! And you for making this. Although I think there's more I would have added regarding the inconsistencies an all that. But it's so nice hearing people point out stuff other than "he's a sparkly vampire!"