Legend oF Zelda - Zelda Rap

I'm sorry for the crappy vid but enjoy it anyways =D

Lyrics:

Back when I was riseing up
All the suckers used to play
Acting like they all that
And no one knew the way
To Ganon's castle, Level nine
Link had the power, I had the mind
I held the magic sword way up high
I knew I could win I didn't have to try
The NES Advantage was on my side
I take evil for a ride
I smoke the tactites like they was hooch
Cause soon I know I'd have zelda's cootch
I'd walk to meet The motherfuckin gannon
He'd dissappear like a ball from a cannon
I raise my voice and I shout out loud
I got the triforce and I am proud
I finally hit him with the silver arrow
And you know I leave the rock
Even though the road to good is narrow
Zelda's on my jock
Cause my balls is big, to be this brave
Princess zelda is the one I saved
Now I'm playing with power
The nineteen eighty's will never go sour

Yeah, who would have thunk it, it must have been a drunken
someone who could pump it with a beat so funky
hell yeah bitch, you heard it hear first,
recognize now or you're gonna need a nurse
to stitch up the wounds from the k and the b
redefine the word "originality", cant fuck with this shit, 1986
we was in the mix and zelda was the fuckin fix
now we bringin this shit, full fuckin circle
cant hate with this?go hang with steve erkle
cause we regulatin hardcore, now you know whats in store
beggin for a little more, glad i was in level 4
realize this, im creepin through the mist
with the fuckin triforce, and im motherfuckin pissed
now you realizin this beats hipnotizin, my skill keeps rising
all this shit just ties in, step back i got the players guide
fuckin game genie with the codes inside
skill to save hyrule and the rest of mankind
all this shit be stickin in your mind
now you understand the controller in your hand
you almost beat the game, but you aint the fuckin man
so leave it up to me, and back the fuck off
you think you're hardcore, but your skill be soft
i piss on your cartridge, throw it in the trash
take it to the pawn shop for some cash
you dont belong on my NES
i grab your controller to show im the best

Disclaimer:
I do not own anything in this vid.... for entretainment purposes only.

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Legend
• of
• Zelda
• triforce
• rap
• link
• ganon
• hyrule

[Showmetotheexit]

I am sorry, but this is a little over excentric for my taste. To honestly know the meaning of the game, you have to get your self into the game.

[FullMetalShaman]

@Showmetotheexit I only played the gameboy games because I cant find a N64 and the N64 games... But I know what you are saying. As this being over exentric for your taste I totally accept it! Everyone has their different tastes ;)

[ZEROEVILDARKCOOL]

YOU GET A 1 FOR LISTING ALL OF THE LYRICS YET FAILING TO LIST THE ARTIST 5-3 FEDERATION. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL IF SOMEONE TOOK YOUR VIDEO AND GUIDED YOU TO THE SOURCES OF ALL THE PICTURES IN YOUR SLIDESHOW BUT FAILED TO REALIZE YOU MADE lT? COME ON MAN

[FullMetalShaman]

First of all i KNOW THIS IS FROM 5-3 FEDERATION so please shut the fuck up...

and then just one more thing...i dont give a FUCK if someone takes this video and put out there as their own... i made this for entretainment not to gain anything with this... and i made it in less then 1 min so i dont give a fuck... GTFO if you dont like it...

[DragonBallGTGirls]

You did your best its good. I dont care what other people thing you did reall good.

[FullMetalShaman]

@DragonBallGTGirls It's not THAT good but I am the one who thanks you for taking a peek at this =)

[Awsomenerd]

Somehow I got the soundtrack but it has only part of the fuckin song.

[desperatehobo]

This is so stupid

[KajiCarson]

@Godzilla614 Because it's a map.

[8888gear]

DO THEY MAKE GAME CUBES ANYMORE.THAT'S THE SYSTEM I "HAD"IT FOR

[EmrsnThugLife1daSul]

illuminati eye in 2:09

[thepokemonnerd01]

Thumbs up if you got here from Smosh

[Godzilla614]

At 1:55 why is the tree (forgot how to spell) is bigger then hyrule castle

[Majoraspirit]

@Tortarra2 Your such a boring child.

[Tortarra2]

@Majoraspirit No I dont remember Link getting me active so fail