Swan Teasmade becomes Potnoodlesmade - The world's first Pot Noodle alarm clock?

You read it right folks, for people who don't like tea, students and other people who wake up at lunch... have it served to you upon awakening for the low, low price of 2 flexible straws!

Instructions!
-Get a Swan Teasmade. I cannot emphasise enough the importance of this step. (I say Swan but i'm sure this is applicable to other brands too)
-Put some water in the kettle part (also quite important),
-Get two, that's TWO bendy topped straws (that is the actual technical term) and thread one inside the other at the short end
-Cut the long end of the straw to shape
-Slot this odd pipe into the tube which transfers the water from the kettle to the teapot
-I can only advise you keep the teapot there to catch any run off, but your choice of course...
-Place the pot noodle atop the teapot (after filtering any nastiness out of it: peas and sweetcorn, for example)
-Set the alarm for whatever time in the afternoon you like to rouse, or press "Tea Now"
(I can promise you although this step may be misleading, you will not get a cup of tea)
-Enjoy your Pot Noodle then, thank me later.

...Waiters fear, your jobs are in jeopardy of robotic theft.

Category:

Education

Tags:

• Swan
• Goblin
• Teasmade
• Teas Made
• Tea
• Teasmaid
• Maid
• Teas
• Pot Noodle
• Alarm Clock
• Tea Alarm
• Tea Clock
• Pot Noodle Alarm
• Pot Noodle Clock
• Lazy
• Automatic Pot Noodle
• Lunch Serving Robot

[Aidanplaysax]

Haha, I modified mine to make toast at the same time..

[mrhappy1987]

Awesome idea! Live like a punk. This is the solution to my lazy lifestyle...

[ShaqZigWINNER64]

modify it further so the straw hangs over your face. nothing wakes you up better than a stream of boiling water falling on your face in the morning

also nice desk lad

[lewysyz]

Amazing :L you truely are a genius