Uploaded by bsktballdude on Mar 7, 2008
Jurassic Park River Adventure over in hollywood with funny people.
I have a better audio quality one, and this is what these crazy people are saying in case you didnt catch it... along with what the narrations are during the ride!
Girl1: woooo
Girl2: ow ow ow.
2: my boobs are holding the lap bar up, so you guys are all going to fall out.
Girl3: ahhhhh
2: woo
3: ehehwhhhehhheee
1: You guys were going to get soo wet you realize that right? Because were like all like right in the front row.
----Narraration: Time, the ever flowing river. Come with us now to a time before man, when the river flowed through a new born world, and giants walked the earth.
3: oh shi
2: this sucks. sucks.
3: woo!
1: This is like my favorite ride.
----Narration: WELCOME TO JURRASIC PARK!
3: ow
3: ow its so cute.
2: so there heads dont actually go up, because there blood wouldn;t be able to flow half the time?
3: i wanna rub my face in a dinosaur
3: there my favorite ones, i love them.
----Narration: "The Ultrasaurs in this lagoon are among the largest creatures ever to walk the earth. Yet dispite their size, these gentle giants pose no threat to us."
3: Is this The lap bar?
2: is the one in florida better?
3: is it better in florida?
1: i dont know
2: how does it start?
3: oh look at the little oneee!!
2: its not even real.
[water]
2: noo
3: nooo
----Narration: "Psittacsaurs, with they're curved parrot-like beaks are the most primitive of all the horned dinosaurs: a group of herbivores that included Protoceratops and the Triceratops."
3: ohh
2: no no nooo
3: no no nooooo noo [crying noise]
Dino: [rooooaaaaar]
2: its ok its ok
2: oh goodness!
2: nooooo
3: ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
2: ohh how cute
3: so cute
3: there fighting over popcorn! ohh
----Narration: "Next up on our tour, is Hadrosaur Cove...Here in Hadrosaur Cove we find a variety duckbilled dinosaur such as Parasaurolophus."
dino: phht
1: ahh
2: ahhhh
3: ahhhhhhhhhhh
2: ohhhhhhhh
3: ohhhhhhhh
----Narration: This is Jurassic Park animal control, it looks like one of the hadrosaur has knocked your boat off course; you are entering the Raptor Containment Area. Please stay seated we'll grab your boat at the receiving dock ahead; don't get out of the boat."
3: oh, what is this all about?
dinos: squeak
(1, 2 and 3, laugh)
----Narrations: "Station 1 this is Torres, there's a security breach at the raptor pen, our security system has shut down...a tour boat is off course...we got to get to those people."
----Followed by "Evacuate, evacuate!"
----Followed by "Evacuate! Stop the boat at the top lift we got to get those people out of there now!"
3: I'm guessing this is where the... ahhh boy.
3: omg
1: thats so
2: greg is like, you gotta be kidding me.
3: oh wow this is like.. woww
2: ahh
3: eeek
2: i guess well have to go buy new clothing afterward...
----Narration: "Ladies and Gentlemen, we are going to attept to exavuate you on the level platform ahead, please remain seated."
[Dino drops outta cieling.]
3: ahh.
3: no no no
2: ahhhhh noooo
2: noo hahah owwwwwwhhhhh
3: ohhh
1: ehhhh
----Narration: "Attention, this is an emergency, toxic gases are present in this area."
2: eeek
3: ummm
[waterfall seen]
1: oh my god
2: OH. My. God!!!!!!!!!
3. oh my god nooooooooooooo!!!
2: nooo omg nooo
3: nooo
3: nooooooo!!!!!!!!
----Narration: "Prepare to evacuate the boat in 10 seconds. 10.. 9.. 8.."
2: you better put that away.
3: yeah, put that away, it gonna get soaked
[drop]
3: ahhh
2: waahhaah
3: ahh ahhh ahhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
[laughter]
3: so um, who else stood up, because i stood up?
2: i didnt because my boobs are nice and snug.
3: i was seriously like this.
1: you guys, the drop in florida is so much better.
4: everything is
1: yeah
2: OH THAT PICTURE! we are not even looking at that picture! because thats gonna be so unattractive.
3: can we ride it again?
and i think you can understand the rest pretty clearly ;) ...
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Hi, was it u tht was gonna post a vid of minecraft: ultimate minecraft? Because I'm not seeing the vid yet
yoyomountshortcuts 4 months ago
haha the narration things you wrote were funnier/better than the video
sportsman214 1 year ago 2
Surprise or not, Hollywood gives you a heads-up warning a second before the T-rex.
"If you can hear my voice, get outta here! He's in the building! HE'S IN THE BUILDING!!!"
ResidentEddy 2 years ago
"Oh its so cute" XD
OrcaMan247 2 years ago
Well there is a Hollywood,Fl but Universal Florida is in Orlando XD
OrcaMan247 2 years ago
is this on florida?cuz it dosnt look like it
nancybalde 3 years ago
I OVE THIS RIDE!!!!!was tis ur firat time?lol;....if it was....was it scary?
nancybalde 3 years ago
God, I wish Florida had that surprise T-Rex appearence right before the drop. Instead, you're just floating towards him... slowly.
bossfight1 3 years ago
if i was you i would of turned around and slapped that loud family in there bitch ass faces
billn10 3 years ago 2
Is there a shot of the apparently 'blood stained mickey mouse ears with Michael stitched on'? And if there is no shot, was there anyway? It says so on wikipedia and i just wanted to double check. Nice video.
ryeson01fb 3 years ago