Segway Owner Killed in Segway Accident
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@GradyWhite2007 He isnt British
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I guess this video is dated, now. It's too bad you didn't go with Steve Jobs dying after failing to find a cancer-curing app.
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You guys know that the owner of the Segway company wasn't the founder right?
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Or Obamay choke on a cheerio mate?
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(Feel free to use any or all of those in any way you please, no restrictions) :-)
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(2/2):
Britney Spears - skewered to death during unfortunate javelin competition
Carmen Electra - didn't read the warning label on where NOT to use her hair dryer (in bath)
Halle Berry - lost in woods, eats the wrong fruit
Pink - abnormally severe eye infection (pinkeye)
Minnie Driver - run over by someone too short to be able to see over the steering wheel
Madonna - Heresy? (I'm a bit iffy on that one)
A bit gross:
Elizabeth Hurley - too much partying, ends up choking to death on her own vomit
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Okay, you've given me too much inspiration... here's some (1/2):
Kirstie Alley - Fatal mugging;
Melissa Etheridge - Fatal anesthesia overdose;
Charlie Sheen - Car crash from being blinded by glare;
Tiger Woods practically writes his own just by being named. :-) ;
Tom Cruise's boat sinks;
Brad Pitt swallowed by sinkhole;
Orlando Bloom - toxic flower allergy;
Alicia Keys - locked out of her own house in sub-zero temperatures;
Britney Spears - skewered to death during unfortunt javelin competition
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Martha Rae - sunstroke. (If she weren't already dead, that is...)
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Stevie Nicks - death from a 1000 papercuts - ARGH! :-)
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the ceo of dodge gets hit by a dodge cause HE didn't dodge
Richard Branson dies alone; never knowing the joys of a woman..
Manetary87 1 year ago 15
Mark Zuckerberg, co-founder of facebook, found dead; presumably murdered by a stalker who found all of his personal info on social network sites.
shishikyuu 1 year ago 8