Taylor Swift Monologue Song My thougts

Haha I just thought this and the skits were hilarious, this was on Saturday Night Live by the way.

Let me know what you think in the comments below!

Lyrics:
i like glitter and sparkly dresses
but im not gonna talk about that..
in my monologue

i like baking and things that smell like winter
but im not gonna talk about that..
in my monologue.
LaLaLa. LaLaLa.

i like writing songs about douche bags
who cheat on me.
but im not gonan talk about that..
in my monologue.

i like writing their names in the songs
so they're ashamed to go out in public
but im not gonna say that..
in my monologue
LaLa. LaLaLaLaLa
this is.. my musical monologue.

you might think i'd bring up Joe
that guy who broke up with me on the phone
but im not gonna mention him...
in my monologue
Hey Joe! Im Doing Real Well!
tonight im hosting SNL
but im not gonna brag about that..
In My Monologue

LaLaLa. HaHaHa. HaHaHaHaHaHa LaLaLa.
and if your wondering if i might be dating
the werewolf from Twilight... *Hi Taylor*
im not gonna comment on that
In my monologue
LaLa. LaLaLaLaLa.
this is my musical monologue

you might be expecting me to say
something bad about Kanye
and how he ran up on the stage
and runined my VMA monologue *sigh*
but theres nothing more to say
cuz everythings okay.
i've got security lining the stage.
Its My SNL MOnologue
LaLa. LaLaLaLaLa
This Is my SNL monologue
LalA. LaLaLaLaLa
that was my SNL monologue

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[peacelovejonas11000]

SHUT UP DUDDE! i WANNA C THE VID NOT UR PIMPLE INFESTED FACE!

[howaboutjenna]

k everyone, dont you have something better to do with your lives then sit here and bash someone who made a video that isnt even insulting anyone or anything! honestly, the guy made a video. get over it! if you dont want to watch it, theres a nice little X button at the top right corner for you to click.

[TheGhostwhisperFAN]

@peacelovejonas11000 its funny how your name starts with peace.

[SuperProudNerd]

2000 years later? haha no. more like 2 months later. :)

[thuykiki]

i liked the part about joe

[Sunnihunnibunni]

I love the song, it's so funny! The Kanye joke made me laugh! (Sorry about all the people being horrible in the comments btw!)