You wanted a Wife, you got a Wife!~Sweet Home Alabama fandub ready

So I am going to be doing this scene in the next few days, but I figured that I would put up the fandub ready so that anyone who would like to use it may. If you use it, please give me credit! Script provided below

Disclaimer: I own NOTHING. This was made for entertainment use only

(southern accent starting off)
-Hi honey! Lookin good! Hows the family?
-Now what kind of wife would I be if I didnt pick up after my husband?
-I had the sweetest chat with Wades mom about her tractor
-Oh, I stumbled across a few things today
-Light beer less calories
-I tried to pick out a new bed, but have you been to the sit and sleep lately? Yuck. I suppose Ill just have to order something from New York
-Oh but darlin I thought you said we should think of it as OUR money
(drop the accent)
-Just a guess but Im thinking the words joint checking are flashing in your head right now
-All of it
-You wanted a wife! You got a wife! And what are you doing with all that cash? Why dont you invest it, dont you know anything?
-Sign the papers and Ill give it all back
-Fine!
-Hold on, what are you doing with all that cash saved up?
-And since when did you quit the tire factory? Youre not doing anything illegal are you Jake?
-Who told you?
-Look Jake
-Yeah, I guess
-Cant believe youve kept this thing all these years
-You know most people dont know lightning does that to sand
-What?
-The cleaners? You?
-MORE THAN YOU MAKE IN A MONTH! JUST SIGN THE DAMN PAPERS!
-*growl* God!

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