Johnny Goodtimes Diss

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Starring: Chelselyn
Featuring: Joshuay

Philly, Philly; that all you brought?
Johnny Goodtimes is spreading crotch rot.
Uh oh what went wrong?
Philly-boys lookin a little long
In the face. That's what I said
Don't trip on our lezzy meth-head.
Shut up!Your name sounds like a carnie
While you run around lookin' all gnarly.
Not to mention you have no game
No clout, no ladies, just shame.

Philly, Philly; that all you brought?
Johnny Goodtimes is spreading crotch rot.
We have to bring it real
Cuz you know the deal.
When Johnny hits the scene
All the trannies start to scream.
He ain't legit.
Penis of a midget.
No doubt.
Austin. Can't touch us here;
Nicer weed, better beer.
So what if you got a busted bell?
Stevie Ray Vaughan. Bitch, go to hell.

Philly, Philly; that all you brought?
Johnny Goodtimes is spreading crotch rot.
South Street's the place to bring a date
Yeah, if you're stuck in 1968.
Poor man's Greenwich village
The place to go and pillage,
And if you're mad suburban
You can chill and feel all urban.
Pathetic that your city's claim to fame
Is all talking shit, placing blame.
Wait a minute got to round my bases
While Johnny reminisces 'bout Trading Places.

Philly, Philly; that all you brought?
Johnny Goodtimes is spreading crotch rot.
Geeks Who Drink Quiz across the states.
Don't cry Johnny, you still rule one place.
Man, too bad your city's busted,
Consider yourself readjusted.

Next time you try to bring some trash
Chelselyn will serve your ass.
Now everybody knows you're a big zero
And you just got served by the Lesbionic Duo.

Lyrics by Evelyn Hurley, Chelsea Wright, John Dicker
Produced by cmWright

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• Geekbowl
• Geeks Who Drink
• Johnny Goodtimes
• Evelyn Hurley
• Chelsea Wright
• Joshua Wittge
• John Dicker
• geek
• bowl