Is Using A Minotaur To Gore Detainees A Form Of Torture?

In The Know panelists discuss the closing of the controversial detainee labyrinth and debate whether the Minotaur's sternum-stomping-by-hooves interrogation technique yielded valuable intelligence.

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[VkyleV]

Why is ONN reporting this? This is absolutely ridiculous. We already had this discussion back in WW2 where we unleashed several fire breathing, 10 meter long, horned behemoths on Japanese concentration camp prisoners to show Japan that we are not going to surrender any time soon. Killing innocent Japanese civilians SAVED AMERICAN LIVES. Don't even get me started on the beasts we used in other wars. Using the Minotaur is obviously a very humane way of execu..interrogation!

[simon barron]

i love the way this show highlights the often irrelevant and down right idiotic debates that appear on american television where violence and torture is regularly justified as necessary in the protection of the USA and its people. Its fukin barbaric if u ask me

[aeion solos]

youve gotta listen to the minotaur's story from start to finish, that blurb was taken out of context ... the in-depth expose' goes into graphically titilating detail about how he was mentally scarred as he witnessed his half-brother's conception when his human father raped his heifer mother. so many insensitive conspiracy theorists see what they want to see : a big bad bullmonster snorting flames upon maybe-al-kindas, but they never consider the anguish in that suffering mountain of beast love.

[Vitance]

"Since 1896" lmao

[LordRydin21]

I was quoting the video. You know, that part at the end.

[simon barron]

u wanna expand on that?

[LordRydin21]

Ugh, that's completely unsubstantiated! 

[shylothebeekiller]

If only such a maze existed.

[Adam Delirium]

The guy makes a good point: The minotaur is only doing what comes natural to it, and no chains can bind him!

[NATTypeStrick]

... "may seem harsh to some people now, but you have to remember what it was like after 911". HAHAHAHAHA

[zach f]

Guys come on. How else are we going to stop terrorism? We need the minotaur to bring his bone obliterating strength to hoof-stomp the chests of terrorist until they give him answers. It's not our responsibility that he occasionally goes over the line by violently bringing the sides of his axes together like lethal bronze cymbals and crushing his foes heads into a mist of blood and gray matter.

[logontro]

it's called satire.