Fartic Levitation

A buddy of mine used to think those maharishi yoga guys really could levitate. So I searched up some footage and made this video for him.

What's interesting is how HARD it is to find footage of the maharishi idiots hopping around on their knees. I guess they know how stupid they look, too!

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• religion
• funny
• fart
• levitation
• yoga
• maharishi

[srikanthemw]

idiots should have uploaded this

[Neanderthalcouzin]

lmfao!

why not

[dthatch23]

If your more concerned about your external appearance then you are really missing it buddy. "the purpose of life is the expansion of happiness, and evolution is the process by which it is fulfilled"

stop hating, i could appreciate your arguments only if you've practiced yogic flying

[gwcstudio]

@dthatch23 If I was hopping around like a dumbass, I'd want to believe I didn't look stupid, too. I'd want to believe I was getting in touch with my higher consciousness or whatever. Because being this stupid in public would be pretty F'in painful.

[dthatch23]

@gwcstudio they're not paying money so they can levitate or even hop for that matter. the real value of yogic flying is the inner experience of enlivening transcendental consciousness into your own awareness. its useless arguing with you, what this video doesn't reveal is that inner experience, and you cannot understand it without actually having experienced it.

[gwcstudio]

@dthatch23 why should I show respect for delusional victims of con artists? have you ever seen advanced stages of proper yogic flying? why not post some undoctored video. these clowns are just suckers making themselves feel better about having paid a lot of money to look stupid.

[dthatch23]

@gwcstudio con-job? come on man, show some respect. transcendental meditation and yogic flying increase brain coherence between both hemispheres of the brain, reduce blood-pressure, release stress, promote vitality.. seriously, you don't know what you're talking about - just because the people in your crude video aren't literally flying, doesn't make it a "con-job". this is the first stage of proper yogic flying technique.

[frandra]

I feel only pity for your low evolved state of human consciousness. No further words to say!

[gwcstudio]

Please post videos of yourself "flying"

[maryamjz]

actually i am not that advanced. i can hop only but it is soooooooooooo cool. you just feel free