UnTunes on AudiHits on Youtube: I Kissed a Girl (And I Threw Up)

A Music Spoof of I Kissed A Girl (And I Liked It) by Katy Perry (or whatever that devil-worshipping lesbian was).

LYRICS (REMEMBER, PEOPLE, IT'S JUST ONLY A SATIRICAL SONG. GET IT THROUGH YOUR HEADS, RETARDS!):

This was never the way I planned
not my intention.
I got so dumb, drink in hand
lost my direction.
It's not what Im used to
Just couldnt see you girl.
Im sorry for myself
lost my attention.

I kissed a girl
And I threw-up.
The taste of her chocolate moustache
I kissed a girl
Didnt mean it!
I hope my boyfriend don't know her.

It felt so wrong
It felt so bad.
And she fell in love tonight.

I kissed a girl
And I threw up.
(Spewing noises)

No, I don't even want your name
It doesn't matter.
Youre my accidental shame
Not in my nature.
It's not what good gays do
Not how they misbehave.
My head gets so confused
Hard to think straight.

I kissed a girl
and I threw up.
The touch of her jelly wet arse.
I kissed a girl
Didnt mean it!
I hope my boyfriend don't find out.

It felt so wrong
It felt so yuck.
Going to drink bleach all night.

I kissed a girl
And I threw up
(Spewing noises)

You girls think youre so special
Stretched skin, fat lips, so insatiable
Hard to avoid, high cholesterol.
So hard to deny it.
Sure a big deal
Im gonna sue.

I kissed a girl
and I threw up.
The smell of her rancid perfume.
I kissed a girl
Didnt mean it!
I hope no one thinks Im bi.

It felt so wrong
It felt so queer.
Don't mean Im into her rear

I kissed a girl
And I threw up
(spewing noises)

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• parody
• alternative
• pop
• untunes
• audihits
• JNNN
• kissed
• girl
• and
• threw
• up
• liked
• it
• katy
• perry
• chrissy
• kelly

[angelwriter18]

haha nice XD

[PopeGC3N]

Credits would have been nice, considering I did the vox and Orian did the lyrics, but cool to see this uploaded.

Cheers,

~SysRq

[shivabz]

oi!!! copyright GEORGE MORGAN & ALEX M!! :D

im sitting next to the writer :O hehe x