Barack the House (Obama Victory Rap)

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By popular demand, MC Howie and Julie K (with a little help from their friends) kick it with their Obama victory rap! To the tune of "Humpty Dance" by Digital Underground.

Lyrics:

All right stop what youre doin, cause now you will be viewin
A video we made in celebration
Barack - hes our new President-elect
Congratulations - weve won back some respect

For our nation, in the global community
Despite Bill OReilly and Sean Hannity
Its the change that we needed so dearly
The country has spoken, and its spoken clearly

Electoral votes, Barack won 3-6-4,
I wish hed won four more, cause 3-6-8, that rhymes with
Mandate, which would have been a good rhyme,
Well, I guess Ill have to use another word this time

McCains a good man, for his country, his right leg hed give
But his advisers made him to go negative
The country is just not that dumb
Do you want some gum? Thanks, Ill have some gum.

Their strategy of fear was a miscalculated error
How they tried to make Barack synonymous with terror
When they tried to turn ACORN into something it was not
It was clear that their campaign really had no shot

And what a bad move when he picked Moose-alini
Though shes hotter than Joe Biden in her string bikini
We chose wisely, ladies and fellas,
Now we can do research with our stem cell-as

The challenge ahead is extremely daunting
Lets stop the attacks and cut out all the taunting
Grab your brother or your sister or your mother or your spouse
Get up and dance - lets Barack the House!

We got our win, Obamas in, Barack the House!

CHORUS
(O-bama baby)
Just Barack the House, yeah Barack the House
(O-bama baby)
Just Barack the House, watch me just Barack the House
(O-bama baby)
Yeah Barack the House, baby Barack the House
(O-bama baby)
Yeah Barack the House, watch me Barack the House

On November 4th, bigotry was dealt a blow
But theres still racial hatred, still a ways to go
The three of them are different races, but they still get along
Just hear their song

Im a Muslim, Im a Christian, and Im a Jew
Our skin is 3 different colors were a 3 Live Crew
Were Tre Colore, like a delicious salad
And like lemon sorbet, our rap will cleanse your palate

My names Ta-Rack, Palestinians, we got big noses
Love the burning bush, both believe in Moses
The differences between us are just microscopic
Got a skin Yarmulke, but thats a different topic

And Im BK, Im a Korean man,
But just remove the e, and youve got the Koran
My eyes are tiny and my skin is yellow
I went to Harvard and I read Saul Bellow

Im MC Howie, a Jew of Eastern European descent
Back in the day, your ancestors might have lent
Mine money, I dont believe in Santa Klaus
But thats aight cause Im Barackin the House!

We got our win, Obamas in, Barack the House!

CHORUS

If youre feelin what Im feelin let me hear you say CHALLAH!
CHALLAH! What? CHALLAH! What?
If youre feelin what Im feelin let me hear you say CHI-GAE!
CHI-GAE! What? CHI-GAE! What?
If youre feelin what Im feelin let me hear you say YALLA!
YALLA! What? YALLA! What?

Yeah, hopes in the air
I might be short but I got long hair




We got a fresh start now, entering a new era
I like Mickey Mantle - I prefer Yogi Berra

Baracks gonna have a full plate to handle
Gonna have to rock the mike and wax a chump like a candle
The environment, wars and the economy
Its enough to make a man want a lobotomy

So lets come together, no matter whether
We are black or white or we have scales or we have feathers
Things are rough out there, and you better bet
That we need all the help that we can get
So lets celebrate Barack, if were blue or if were red
Forget divisions - lets unite instead!

We got our win, Obamas in, Barack the House!

CHORUS 2X

We got our win, Obamas in, Barack the House!

Category:

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[bissells]

Great job on this! Barack the House! YES

[sofuggit]

No jgrab1...they wouldn't be screaming because that would mean McCain was a Democrat. And since recent polls show that only 20% of the US consider themselves Republican I think we'd all be fine with it. No Republican would do the wonderful things for American workers that Obama has done and will continue to do. YAP YAP YAP....GRIPE GRIPE GRIPE! Keep it coming. We WON!!! Candidate envy is a disease...Get Well Soon Bitch!!

[okonh0wp]

@goppalingirl1313 doesn't change how awesome it was that he won the election.

[TheFirehawk396]

She needs a fat dick in her mouth to shut her up and needs Obama to come fuck him in the ass like the bastard is fucking up our country

[goppalingirl1313]

yeah..............hows that hopey-changey-obamalovey thing workin out for ya so far???? i have noticed that ever since he has been in office u havent made anymore pro-obama vids

[timothy7994]

@kojimin123 I am from the south and i am a democrat, but i also believe that Obama is a terrible president.

[timothy7994]

Well, what do you think of your president now? Has he done enough damage or do you want him to have four more years?

[jgrab1]

@sofuggit I don't like either of them. Not much difference besides image.

[masata3000]

man u guys are hilarious. this wants to make me dance man! lmao i love u guys u make my day. JULIE IS SOOOO PRETTYYYY!!!! im a 14 yr old chick n i love this aha!

Best from Canada, eh!!!! :)

[burgerhead666]

most people who were taught 2 belive in santa stop beliving at age 12

[TreesOfBaylor]

OMG this video is so true.

OBAMA sure is doing things different than the last 10 presidents. LoLzor.

Because we all voted for him because we believed he would CHANGE the way things were run in Washington right?