Emo's Pizza

Okay, when I was in St. Louis, somebody told me about the local pizza place. It was actually called "Imo's Pizza" but I envisioned something like this.

Well the day after I returned, we all rounded up and worked on this. I hope you like it!

Watch the bloopers at the end!

NOTE: We screwed up a few things. In the first camera angle, a different song is playing in the foreground. Also, the music seems to stop after the first time lapse (stupid WMM!). Finally, some of the costumes changed, so don't flag me on that.

Due to an overwhelming (not really) amount of people complaining that they cannot hear the sound, hear is the full script!

Hostess: (on phone) Like, I'm totally stuck at work, and I wanna' go die. This is no fun. God!
Customer 1: Hey there.
Hostess: We got normies!
(customers talk at once about menu)
Waitress: Welcome to "Emo's Pizza", my name is Kelly. If you give me an order right now, I'll just die.
Customer 1: Hey there Kelly, can you start us off with some drinks, maybe?
Waitresss: What do you want to drink?
Customer 3: What do you have?
Waitress: Coffee...
Customer 1: Um... you don't have any water?
Waitress: No.
(customers collectively order coffee)
Waitress: Whatever...
Phone order: Um... hello? Is this Emo's Pizza? Hello? Hello?
Waitress: Hey.
Cook: Hey.
Phone order: Is anyone there? Hello! I wanna' place a...
Waitress: I brought you bread.
Customer 1: Alright, we're ready to order if... uh...
Waitress: Whatever, go ahead...
Customer 1: Ok, we'll take the grilled chicken for the table as an appetizer. And what are your specials on pizza today?
Waitress: We have a special on a large pizza. Pepperoni... Pineapple... Maggot...
Customer 1: What?
Waitress: What?
Customer 1: We'd better go with the large cheese pizza please.
Waitress: Alright.
Customer 1: Menus?
Waitress: Some normies want chicken... and pizza.
Cook: Fine.
Waitress: Whatever.
Waitress: We're all out of cheese.
Customer 2: What do you mean you're out of cheese? This is a pizzeria.
Waitress: Well we did get a shipment in back, but none of us want to go out in the sun.
Waitress: Well if one of you wanna' go get it, that's fine with me.
Customer 3: This is your restaurant, you're supposed to be getting it for us.
Waitress: Well yeah, but like, you guys aren't even, like, hungry. You haven't touched your bread.
Customer 1: Look, could you just go get the appetizers please.
Waitress: Fine.
Customer 3: She is not getting a tip.
Customer 2: Where's my coffee?
Customer 1: Can you get these menus?
Customer 4: You know what? I'm sick of this. I'm leaving.
Customer 3: Yeah, me too. Bye guys.
Customer 1: No dude, they made us pay up front, we are not leaving this place without some pizza.
Customer 2: Alright, man.
Customer 1: I hate this place.
Customer 1: It's about time! What is this? This isn't even delivery!
Waitress: Don't go there.
Customer 2: Ha, it's Digiorno.
Customer 1: I'm gonna' kill you. Why are you serving me frozen pizza?
Waitress: It's a cheese pizza.
Customer 1: Yeah, you know, you should heat it up.
Waitress: Well, see, there was this tragic accident...
Waitress: Here's a pizza cutter. My friend was using it, but he doesn't need is anymore.
Customer 1: Is that... pizza sauce?
Waitress: Yeah...
Customer 1: Alright, I'm leaving, and I'm taking the Digiorno with me.
Customer 2: Right on.
Waitress: They'll be back, they always come back.
Cook: I love pizza.
Waitress: Come to "Emo's Pizza". It's in St. Louis... I don't know if the pizza's actually good or not, I've never had it.
Cook: Shut up, I hate you.
Waitress: I hate you too.
Together: We hate you.

Category:

Entertainment

Tags:

• emo
• emos
• pizza
• imos
• my
• chemical
• romance
• dark
• rolling
• stones
• angst
• black

[horrorguy101]

Ha!  Emo's Imo's...who knows? It's so easy making fun of Emo kids. Cool St. Louis joke for me

[r2daz]

Thanks. You're right, it is too easy. My friends want to do a sequel now...

[HOMES1CKatSPACECAMP]

Lolz this is sorta funny. I live in STL and Imo's is my favorite =)

[r2daz]

thanks. if it isn't obviously clear, that's where i got the idea from.

[APPLESCHEESE13]

It was funny and good but why do you use my chemical romance as the music i swear they are not emo!!!!!!!!

[r2daz]

lol, believe what you want to believe.

[Dyakki]

Emo's pizza. It cuts itself.

[analyzingfunny]

@horrorguy101 Sort of funny. But the name is really funny. The real pronunciation for "Imo's" Is "I'-moce" i' - moce Like you are saying i-mice, only i moce.

[JoaoTheBlack]

lol hot waitress...she really dont need to serve me pizza...if she can serve me something...else

[riedelpv89]

RONALDO

[hollowropes]

@LightStyx2 nice one.

[kondominic94]

fucking bad but its funny that you`re bullieng emo`s^^

[IHATEMYBROTHER2]

cool.

[showmaker266]

lol just at them like 1 hour ago. love their chicken wings

[grdaman66]

thats mcr at the star thats my favourite band good work

[IM1deadMONEY]

I love me some Imo's.