Secret Military Raids!?! gnooze November 11, 2008

The US has engaged in secret military operations since 2004, Zimbabwe's Tsvangirai rejects a so-called power-sharing agreement, and China's economic bailout plan progresses. Marta Costello hosts the gnooze (the g is silent) - today's top stories in about 3 minutes.

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[godlyfighter]

where was the "Marta hates this" segment?

[gnooze]

I was in a good mood, I guess. :) Next time!

[daddioux]

You arn't selected for jury duty if you don't appear to be an idiot.

[gnooze]

So I guess I should take it as a compliment.

[Jerricho68]

Congratulations on your hair recovery. Very nice. Did you do any impressions in court?

[gnooze]

No, actually I got really nervous in court for some weird reason. I was quiet and mousy during voir dire.

[MillionthUsername]

I love how in the brave new world counterfeiting is considered an economic stimulus.

[KlaxonCow]

(Or, more accurately, "the lawlessness of the jungle" as it should really be called.

"Laws? Fuck laws - I have guns! Gimme, or I'll blow your face off!")

[pukaman2000]

I've answered this type of question a few times, and it falls back to the idea of Tim McVeigh and the Oklahoma bombing. First of all, Tim was amiss in his doings. He could have ran for office on a personal vendetta, to get back at those people that upset him. I would have explained the entire government system to him, then persuade him to run for office rather than hurt people. So, no I would not kill the person, and torture is worse than killing.

[truthadvocate]

pukaman2000, I agree with you. I definitely don't want to send armies of oppression. I think we have grossly over-extended our military. I understand the concept of blowback. But at the same time, even a non-interventionist must defend himself. Talking is good. Sometimes it works. Sometimes it doesn't. But if someone really wants to see American blood, talking may not be enough. Are you saying if you knew someone was planning to kill thousands of civilians, we don't have the right to stop them?

[AuroraKismet]

i'm the only person I know who liked doing jury duty.Perhaps if more people knew about Jury nullification ,understanding the power they have,it would be viewed less painful.

The jury has the right to not only render a verdict but to decide the law AND the facts in the case.Lawyers&judges do not want us to know this.

[mike8494]

Cool Marta ***** :-) Mike

[zqueenbean]

Oh, do tell me more about the military...

[yogione]

While any defendant would be lucky to have you on a Jury, Marta, the trouble is you have very few peers.

Cool igloo!

[merickinhawaii]

Ya Moosie, But If Marta,You and I were on one together Wow! the lawyers would just give up since the court would be Rock'N! lol!

[mikma]

MIKMA WAS HERE

[KlaxonCow]

American "authority"? What "authority"?

America has no authority or jurisdiction to do any of this.

Granted, America has really big guns and tanks and planes and shit - so if America wants something, then there's no-one who's even mildly sane is going to get in America's way or dispute it, lest be blown to Kingdom Come.

But that's not "authority".

That's just "the law of the jungle".