no wait i have another...det var två små sorkar som satt ut i en åker och lekte med lammskitar...och då kom prosten förbi och frågade pojkarna vad de höll på med. då sa pojkarna åt honnom - jå vi lekar församling-sa pojkarna...med strålande ögon åt sorkarnas intresse i kyrkliga ting, frågade han-men var är prosten då? jåå svarade de, han är den stora lammskiten däruppe!
ok i have one...one swedish engineer and a swiss engineer were arguing about which one could make the smallest diameter steel wire. so the swede sent a sample of the smallest diameter wire ever seen on earth to the swiss. months pass when finally the swiss example was received in sweden. the swiss apologized, saying they could not duplicate the fine swedish steel wire. so they drilled a hole through it!
ok i'm from sweden: It was a norway, german and Bellman, they wanted to see whos grandpa who can hold ther breath under water longest, my grandpa could hold hes breath in 1 minute, the german sad, my grandpa could hold his breath in 5 minutes, then i was Bellman, my grandpa dives in a lake for about 200 years ago and he has not came up jet... lol do u get it, if u not i can told u more hard
no wait i have another...det var två små sorkar som satt ut i en åker och lekte med lammskitar...och då kom prosten förbi och frågade pojkarna vad de höll på med. då sa pojkarna åt honnom - jå vi lekar församling-sa pojkarna...med strålande ögon åt sorkarnas intresse i kyrkliga ting, frågade han-men var är prosten då? jåå svarade de, han är den stora lammskiten däruppe!
sonderkommando2 2 years ago
ok i have one...one swedish engineer and a swiss engineer were arguing about which one could make the smallest diameter steel wire. so the swede sent a sample of the smallest diameter wire ever seen on earth to the swiss. months pass when finally the swiss example was received in sweden. the swiss apologized, saying they could not duplicate the fine swedish steel wire. so they drilled a hole through it!
sonderkommando2 2 years ago
ok i'm from sweden: It was a norway, german and Bellman, they wanted to see whos grandpa who can hold ther breath under water longest, my grandpa could hold hes breath in 1 minute, the german sad, my grandpa could hold his breath in 5 minutes, then i was Bellman, my grandpa dives in a lake for about 200 years ago and he has not came up jet... lol do u get it, if u not i can told u more hard
littlejohn96 2 years ago
HHHHat ihhhff hhhso funnhhhhyhh! Swedes are not so bad as danes!
StaffanGoldschmidt 3 years ago
Det stämmer i vissa sammanhang :P
MinXeN 3 years ago
HAHAHAHAHA
Hencytje 4 years ago
You're wierd.
Arviden 4 years ago
w00t im in the vid! :D (yes im noid)
dionepon 4 years ago
just awesome!
dxgnoodle 4 years ago
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
More <3!
We want more! :D
Pindakaasmonster 4 years ago