HUMAN FORTUNE
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@hackerhell900 Really? I was saying it like "fa-jizz-uhm" all the time..
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@hackerhell900 im american
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No, TJ said it right. In the United States, it's pronounced fash-iz-uhm.
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yes man jim bean 0:17 shit is fucking good
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fascist- FAH-SIST*
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Hate these cookies, always trying to bring a skeptic down...
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if a fortune teller gets a death from the tarot cards i will just say "yeah, so what if everyone dies someday - that card tells me nothing i didn't already know about my immediate future"
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Fucking ironic, BP sponsor the video.
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The text of my fortune read "You are not illiterate."
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I got a fortune recently that said "Some fortune cookies contain no fortune," and before that i got "Next time, get the shrimp".
I'm allergic to shrimp.
Confucius wants to kill me.
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My favorite fortune cookie so far: "Promote literacy. Eat more fortune cookies." Yes that was a actual fortune from a fortune cookie I had. It's basically nothing more than an ad for fortune cookies. Went to Chinese tonight actually, and didn't even bother opening mine. They are never fortunes anymore, and often kind of a depressing end to usually pleasant meal.
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