What SKYRIM Taught Me About REAL LIFE

Crouching has saved me from many an awkward date. Just crouch and walk away, and even if they can see you, they won't call you back.

PS: the makeup = my character's warpaint. i didnt just like... throw makeup on my face lol

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[zeekertron]

Whats with the blade runner make up?

[teeshtalks]

@zeekertron it's my warpaint from the game, lol

[zeekertron]

@teeshtalks Ah, felt it was kind out of place since I thought it was from Blade Runner.

[teeshtalks]

@zeekertron hahaha, naw

i got all into character and shit

had to restrain myself from SHOUTing at unwanted persons

[sarevor]

Marry me and we shall live our days in Whiterun

[teeshtalks]

@sarevor only if we can have immortal children that just play tag

[TheGoatTower]

@punkband14 A gentleman and a scholar detected. More people should play games like Call of Duty for mature gamers such as ourselves.

[teeshtalks]

@competitorz if your speech is high enough, you can, actually.

jsyk~

[xConxArtistx]

I used to be an adventurer like you, but then i took a girl on a date ...

I've played Skyrim for probably sixty hours now. I've heard the "Arrow" saying once.

[xXJerryTerryXx]

I learned that, though taking someone's item while people can see you is stealing, picking up the item and waking away while carrying it is completely fine. Also, that it is possible to carry an insane amount of items despite having no kind of container to hold them all.

Also, if every large sack in the world contains carrots and apples, why is Santa so fat?

[Choppythebrassking]

This is why girls aren't allowed to play vidya.

[Tr1pMind]

this is why girls need to hang out with gamer guys because these types of jokes get played out a thousand times and will get old

[AlitRama]

@competitorz

You are a fucking idiot.