No Boring Bits - Terry Chops the Cornetto

Here's the Ad I'm in - whoot! I can hardly believe my passion for the chop has taken me from cyberspace to prime time tellie.

Thanks to Cornetto for believing in me - see more nutty stuff at http://www.cornetto.com.au

In true chopping poet form I was so excited I penned this little ditty.

Two cones alike?
Common misconception trite.
Until on closer retrospect,
once delved into innards inspect.
Inspection reveals what cow
and squirrel perceive as true.
Real Dairy, More Nuts throughout,
and through, and through.
In the sphere of cones
atop the precipice it sits,
PROOF that Cornetto is
No Boring Bits!

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[Werem1dget]

So do you get like... free Cornettos forever or something? Nice poem by the way, I was actually impressed.

[terryschopshop]

Free Cornettos... yes I do actually :) At least until they give me the axe.

[kombie23]

Cornetto sucks!! Its to small and Drumstick Flogs it hands down

[terryschopshop]

I heard you the first time man. But you're soooo wrong and you obviously work for Drumstick :) two words - ice confection.

[Greenstonetiki]

Me and my mates can think of this advert in being a playstation game where Darren is the playable character and he would have to do several levels on the field where the main enemies are squirrels at first but through the later levels, there would be calfs as enemies. And at the end, Terry would be the boss. The epilogue would be that probably that the squirrels, the calfs, and Terry would then become Darren's friends after Terry would give Darren a cornetto.

[terryschopshop]

I like it... but do I get to CHOP?!?!

[sweetelixir]

That's awesome Terry, congrats! :)

[bot929]

wow i saw that commercial before on T.V. that weird how i never realized that it was terry

[GoldenPickaxe]

Dude, post more vids.

[CommunityTroll]

wooow how much does holanda payd you?

[alSation81]

boring bits? in an ice-cream cone.

WOW westerners are pretty damned spoilt really

[Greenstonetiki]

Is Darren's real name Peter?

[Greenstonetiki]

What kind of Cornetto is that?

[toomuchcoke]

can i have a cornetto?

[JKezHasEyebrows]

hahaha lol peter

[Greenstonetiki]

ROOOAAAR!