So here we all are, she's finally 21,
And look at all the embarrassing things she's done.
From Adidas pants to Azza United,
Heres some stories to get you all excited.
First of all we want to say, we love you Mel,
But there is some stories we really need to tell.
So here is a drink, I'd skull it straight away,
Cause we're going to embarrass you for you 21st birthday.
I'd like to drop a few names, no further comment is needed,
David Small, David Reus, Kempy and Clint Cheated
Adam Mayhew, Luke Northies, Todd Rosenfield and Shane Haran,
Kieran Hewitt, Ashlee Stevens and your secret crush on Paul Barron.
Speaking of hooks ups and cheating ways,
Ill take a trip back to the older days.
Mel pashed my boyfriend of one year in the park,
Thanks a lot "bestie" that really made a mark.
I don't know if you all know but Mel is really cool,
Cruising into Carmens underage - your a massive tool.
So here is Malarie Ann luxford of 16 Acer close,
It's a pity she is from Bathurst, and she looked really gross.
I also hope you know that Melissa is full of class.
Weeing in a park at Sutho and showing everyone her arse.
Shes also been caught with Shane in the back room of my place,
"NOT GOOD" Phil said with a disturbed look on his face.
Mel has been known to jump the hunters que,
And then head under Sutho bridge to have a little spew.
So dancing at hunters got Mel really hot,
But when she got home, the smell of her undies was grot.
So her opinions on men are always the best,
"don't msg, don't call.. Its all just a test".
Im now boyfriendless like tam, coz I listened to your advice,
So for our sake, Mel, please be a little more nice.
She caused a massive fight down at Cronulla for my 16th birthday,
Since the Sefton Infants days, you've come a long way.
And when Amy Norris tried to bash you, I was there for you again
Only I missed Amy and went for her best friend.
You've been known to chuck a tantrum and walk out the door,
Like at Shanes birthday dinner when you threw your chair on the floor.
When your angry I wish you acted more like shore thing 06,
Except that ugly nude bra that's in all the pic's.
Mel seems to call me at times when she's really sad,
Like when you were down in Roswell and the housoes stole your bag.
And what about that time when you crashed Shanes VL,
Hold on.. Why were you at a housoe's party Mel?
Im sure you all remember that ugly light blue dress,
The halter neck one she thought it would impress.
The first few times you wore it, it really was a hit,
After a hundred times, sorry Mel, but it looked really shit!
As a teen you were a bit of a rebel running away from home,
Until my dad found you, gave you a lecture a grunt and a groan.
This was around the time you had a bright orange face,
Shovelling on make up made you look like you were a different race.
How good was schoolies everyone, as if it wasn't great,
Hot dudes everywhere, getting blind and hanging with your mates.
No words can describe the fun that we all had
Oh Mel.. You weren't there.. Sorry.. my bad!
So with that we will stop embarrassing you on your night..
We just wanted to be able to share a little light.
So lets all drink up and celebrate,
The days we've been lucky enough to be mels mate!
By Amber Haran and Tamara Hansen!
THANKYOU! WE RULE!! WE KNOW!
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Such a good speach, shame about the VL
cr33pn 2 years ago