Porkins Video Tribute
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Uploaded by Zebonka on Oct 16, 2006
This is an instructional video on what not to while driving a starfighter capable of Mach 65. Ergo - don't eat cheeseburgers at the wheel, people.
Maybe those folks who built that real X-Wing in Plaster or wherever it was, could learn a lesson from the master of nose-dives!
My tribute to the eternal master of the skies; a man for whom 'light snack' had no meaning... Jek Porkins.
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"I can hold it!" Yes, but you should of used the cupholder!
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man,he is fat,aways,he is eating chesseburgers kkkk
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William Hootkins would be proud , well not really :(
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John Candy's first movie Gig !
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Porkins just might be related to chris farley I agree with eddy67
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Porkins > the entire prequel trilogy
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DONT DRINK AND EAT AND DRIVE!!!!!!
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@kufygfykt He says "Jek" not Eject, as in Jek Porkins.
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this is one of my favorite youtube videos
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I should point out that it was actually Porkins gravitational pull that made the death star crash into him.
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I wonder if Porkins was related to Chris Farley?
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mitrooper 2 months ago 12
That would be me, and thankyou for the thoughtful words!
Zebonka 2 months ago 5
0:08 Eject? What, into the cold vacuum of space?
kufygfykt 2 months ago 36
I might assume that, just as pilots don't get ejected out of F-16's without their seat and parachute, an X-Wing pilot probably doesn't eject out of his ship without an enclosure to keep him alive. *shrug*
Zebonka 2 months ago 21