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Uploaded by on Oct 16, 2006

This is an instructional video on what not to while driving a starfighter capable of Mach 65. Ergo - don't eat cheeseburgers at the wheel, people.

Maybe those folks who built that real X-Wing in Plaster or wherever it was, could learn a lesson from the master of nose-dives!

My tribute to the eternal master of the skies; a man for whom 'light snack' had no meaning... Jek Porkins.

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Uploader Comments (Zebonka)

  • It's nice to see that there are still people on Youtube who actually got a good sense of humor and talent...good job to whoever made this.

  • That would be me, and thankyou for the thoughtful words!

  • 0:08 Eject? What, into the cold vacuum of space?

  • I might assume that, just as pilots don't get ejected out of F-16's without their seat and parachute, an X-Wing pilot probably doesn't eject out of his ship without an enclosure to keep him alive. *shrug*

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  • "I can hold it!" Yes, but you should of used the cupholder!

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  • man,he is fat,aways,he is eating chesseburgers kkkk

  • William Hootkins would be proud , well not really :(

  • John Candy's first movie Gig !

  • Porkins just might be related to chris farley I agree with eddy67

  • Porkins > the entire prequel trilogy

  • DONT DRINK AND EAT AND DRIVE!!!!!!

  • @kufygfykt He says "Jek" not Eject, as in Jek Porkins.

  • this is one of my favorite youtube videos

  • I should point out that it was actually Porkins gravitational pull that made the death star crash into him.

  • I wonder if Porkins was related to Chris Farley?

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