Michael Phelps Got Stoned Song

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I dedicate this song to the one and only Michael Phelps.

Here are the lyrics:

Tonya Harding tried to injure Kerrigan
O.J. maybe probably killed Nicole Simpson
Kobe Bryant got some sugar on the side
Jose Conseco didn't even try to hide
Michael Vick killed some dogs and then got caught
And Michael Phelps smoked pot

Not America's Golden Boy, not the smile of corn flakes
The superhuman fishman can't be prone to make mistakes
Your future still looks bright, just wait out the aftershock
You might have lost Kellogs, but you might pick up Birkenstock
Still, I'll always remember when

You smoked everyone in the pool
You totally made swimming cool
You got high up on the pedestal
And won first place, the badass who won every race

He's always going fast so he thought he'd take it slow
At least it wasn't real drugs like heroine or blow
Every day he eats 12,000 calories
That number probably triples when he gets the munchies

It's wrong hating him for what he did
A bong c'mon the guy is still a kid
Inhale is what Barack has done
If I'm correct, I'm pretty sure that he still won

Michael, you might be super human every time you swim
But outside of the pool it's good to know that you're human
This will all blow over, so just ride out the breeze
And next time, save yourself the trouble and just make brownies

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[possiblyanna]

ha i love it. you just come up with the best lyrics ever. and it's so true how everyone freaked out more when Michael Phelps got high thenn o.j. killing someone. and i have never laughed at a song more. you keep it ineresting. lol

[chadneidt]

I mean, the guy smoked WEED, ya know? Oh well. People crucified him, but honestly, I was more jealous because I use to think I had a one-up on high class athletes because I could do all the fun stuff they can't...then Michael proved us all wrong.

[ojjim2000]

HA HA HA!!!!

bitchin song dude!!

=)

[chadneidt]

Thanks dude.

[GeetarAdam]

Dude, no offense, but that riff is too damned good to use for a silly song. I love the syncapated feel.

[chadneidt]

None taken. Tanks fo lisnin. However, I don't think "silly songs" should be excused from having good music too. Glad you like it though.

[MalcomMcCormick13]

put this on itunes bro

[severeynsjeffrey]

dude ur awesome keep up the good work!!!!

[RCStrasbourg82]

wow i'm so high ....so i'm flying to that song.

[chaoticdrew]

hey look, a bike! haha. amazing song, cant wait to see more from you :D you definitely need a cd. id buy it.

[supersourskier365SFG]

i love this song

XD

[Fragout91]

This is fuckin great! DUDE MAKE MORE VIDS!!! ps: IM STONED

[lonesometaog]

Somewhat Bad Religion-esque.

[noobHNTer]

should have been caught with steiroids(mispelled)no one would have cared lol.people freaked out way to much about this,the only thing he did wrong was apologize.legalize it.btw great song m8

[Liftheavy715]

I love how you talk about rape and killed and then go to Michael Phelps smoked POT?! lol. Def, makes the point though. You have agoood voice though like when you hold bong really long, it sounds cool. But maybe that's just cuz I've been holding my bong all day too haha.

[nilofarak]

AWESOME END!