Song From Classified's new album Self explanatory that droped April 7th (go buy it)
http://www.halfliferecords.ca/
Lyrics:
(Oh Canada we stand on guard, for thee)
I told this guy where i was from
he said oh, Canada
kinda laughs it off, real funny huh?
yeah, uh, come on
(O Canada)
1-2, 1-2,
mic. check, 1-2, 1-2
yeah
(O Canada)
uh, yea
from the land of the lost
Trans-Canada crossed
patriotic and a honor
with a hand on my heart
from the greatest of lakes
to the greenest of greens
to the rockiest mountains
and everything in between
o-o-o Canada
oh youre no fan of us?
cause our movie and TV shows are so amateur?
yeah, we laugh at off, that dont really bother me
look, we aint serious unless you really gotta be
humorous attitude like kids in the hall
like Jim Carey Mike Myers yeah we claiming them all
its the great white north
home of the funniest actors
the front of the joke
with an abundance of laughter
the red and white flag
keep it high keep it visual
people see Canada and get stereotypical
think we finish every sentence with buddy or bye
and if it aint that its either do, eh or guy
(Kanataka Eh)
yeah we consider it people
and smoking marijuana
we consider it legal
still doing rap like the 1990s
but that's how we like it off timed and grimy
I know where I'm from and i told ya before
north of America hard to ignore
every time i go away i tell them for sure
im from Canada o-o-o Canada
(O Canada)
O Canada o-o-o Canada
(O canada)
I'm from Canada
o-o-o Canada
the class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic (x4)
I've been around the globe and
heard of confusion
honestly a lot oyall are ignorant and stupid
yes, we have microwaves, tvs and cell phones
unintelligent fuck we invented the telephone
we made Yahtzee
the light bulb, hockey
and bred the greatest playas Gretzky to Crosby
we all got at least one drinking buddy
and after one drink, all of us think were funny
our national mascots a damn beaver
O Canada we love our beaver
home of Hells Angels the RCMP
home of Gordon Lightfoot and SCTV
the underground rail road
Georges St. Pierre
right here is where he calls home
our health care system
yall know its free
keep a girl banging with a full mouth of teeth
I wont even get into the music on the streets
they say hip hop is dead
naw its up north with me
I could do this all day its a part of my routine
but suppers almost done and tonight poutine
I know where I'm from and i told ya before
north of America hard to ignore
every time I go away i tell em for sure
Im from Canada o-o-o Canada
(I'm from the east coast of Canada)
o-o-o Canada
(I'm from the east east east coast)
yo yo!
see I'm from Canada so sometimes the words come out of my mouth like this
get used to it
(O Canada, we stand on guard for thee)
What's that America? I can't hear you over the CANADIAN NATIONAL ANTHEM!!
girlygirl0831 2 years ago 52
This song makes me wish I lived in Canada. I hate it here in the US.
1337Satanic 1 year ago 31