I'm Not Pissed - Cheryl Cole spoof (by Dan Bull)

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An exercise in appealing to the lowest common denominator. In this video, which is both funny and hilarious, none of the following happens: Simon Cowell happy slaps Justin Bieber while high on salvia and watching leaked footage of a UFO on UFC, before giving an exclusive interview about his jail time with the ghost of Lil Wayne. This is the last clip of Cowell before he was killed in an unfortunate accident involving a crocodile, a shark, a lion, and a Coke and Mentos trip gone horribly wrong. Before his death, Cowell was the world's biggest, smallest, tallest, shortest, longest, widest, heaviest, lightest CEO of Syco ever not to have given birth to an eight legged, two headed, pregnant, Siamese tree man who proved that the 9/11 attacks were both an inside job, a hoax, and a collaborative practical joke between the Illuminati, the Freemasons, the Mossad, Al-Qaeda and the Jonas Brothers - who, incidentally, bit my finger.

By the way, did you know that the names of the X Factor contestants are Treyc Cohen, Katie Waissel, Wagner, Paije Richardson, Aiden Grimshaw, Mary Byrne, Cher Lloyd, One Direction, Rebecca Ferguson, and Matt Cardle?

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[NotoriousShazz187]

I've been singing this version in work every time it comes on radio.

[douglby]

@NotoriousShazz187 Awesome, comments like this make it all worthwhile :D

[johnathanG18]

WHO THE FUCK DISLIKED IMA KICK YOUR FUCKING ASS!!!!

[percy3815]

@douglby can't tell you how much respect I have for everything you do! Only just discovered you, but I'm going to be a long time fan and subscriber, that much is certain! Everything you talk about is relevant to my life - keep up the good work, really means a hell of a lot to me and thousands of others! Peace x

[Bllackguard666]

Slathered people are funny :D

[andypocalypse]

last sentence in the song topped it off for me :)

[superduperoriginal]

I thought that sounded like douglby!

[xSKPeRfEcTShOt]

@douglby were any of these you?

[jtvsully]

the drunk people in the video know how to party.

[e1337prodigy]

Much better.

[samtheman66x]

@HeadshotSim ANYONE

[artan234]

Anyone know the lyrics?