The Chronicles of Chris-chan: The Medallion of Fail

Christian, after acknowledging that Encyclopedia Dramatica snagged the needed funding to remain online, lashes out at those who would copy his medallion and anything related to his "original character," Sonichu. He then talks about--and reads from--a form letter he received from Nintendo, then tries to rally his non-existent personal army to get Nintendo and Sega to make his OC real, practically guaranteeing things including cartoons, games and medallions not made of sugar cookies.

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[ChristophVonChocobo]

IN DA EEEAAAAH

[xRagma]

when suicidal thoughts pass trough my mind, i watch this video and they just disappear

[smile221]

"You'll definitely see more comics" - When Chris actually thought he was talking to miyamoto about making a game he used it as an excuse as to why the comics would be put on hold. If he actually had any real fans it would be such a dick move for him to do stuff like this.

[KiraShake]

"IT WAS DELICIOUSSSSS, DAT SUGAR COOKIE"

Shit just got real.

[TheAugustOutfit]

Is he about to cry?

[DenisFreeman2]

hard plastic? he said it was made out of crayola model magic

[Sabocalypse]

JIM CORNETTE !!!

[ReijiRomio]

cake farts

[somecrazywhore]

I would have sex with him. Not even trolling.

[hobbit4571]

@carnyzzle the majority of the "fans" are actual just trolls who are trying to trick him

[MrSuperbaldwin]

more security measures? like..a 5 ft fence..with a gate....with a lock

[DrAnonPony]

I don't know why, but I love that sugar cookie rant. It's so amazingly smug.

HEY NICE SUGAR COOKIE. DEY GIVE YOU A SAMPLE OF THAT. DOWN THE GROCERY STORE.

DAT SUGAR COOKIE.