steven wright, 06/01/07, miami, fl
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Chappelle kills all, you bitches.
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I wrote this song when I was 3 years old.
I think the Kittens trying to kill me, I better kill him first.
Good thing mammys sleeping, Where are the big Scissors!
LMAO the lyrics are brill and the fact it doesn`t rhyme..
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"Snakes have no arms, that's why they don't wear vests." I am going to say that anytime I need to reason my arguments from now on haha.
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i really like him, but i don't understand why he only does one liners... he's got quite a character going, he could do some more elaborate stories
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SHEER GENIUS!!!
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absolutely the funniest.
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" and that's how you do that"
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Still fantastic after all these years ... A comedy genius. Thanks for this glimpse
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amazing,
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Dane Cook= most unfunny comedian ever!
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dane cook and carlos mencia both suck
Ick200 3 years ago 52
Oh, I think the kitten's trying to kill me,
I better kill him first.
Good thing mommy's sleeping,
Where are the big scissors?
Here kitty, here kitty, here kitty,
We're gonna play a different, funny kind of game.
Nothing's ever going to be the same.
paulisapler 2 years ago 13