The Cat in the Hat - A Review

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Poo-poo with a capital P. For starters, I thought the Cat character was unrealistic, one-dimensional, and a complete doo-doo head. Plus, the book was way too vague at times. And worst of all, it never bothered explaining why the cat was in a hat. I mean, I'm tempted to think the author just put him in a hat because it happens to rhyme with cat!! What's next? The Goat in a Boat? The Ape in a Cape? The Crab in a Cab? The Whale in a Pail? The Whale in a Pail! I can just see it now. The long awaited follow up to The Cat in the Hat, featuring a walking, talking whale who, for no goddamn reason whatsoever, happens to spend time in a fucking pail! Never mind the fact that whales don't fit in pails, never mind the fact that whales can't talk—this particular whale defies all the laws of nature for reasons that go entirely unexplained. I'd like to know where this Seuss fella got his degree, because I think they're handing out diplomas to anyone who shows up at their door.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• rodney ohebsion
• cat in the hat
• dr. seuss

[socramismarcos]

those would be good children stories.

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