Vulcan Face

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Hopefully I've sung these right, though I did change a the first two "cannot"s to "can't"s, simply because I didn't know how to put cannot to the melody. D:

Also, sorry about those high notes. I sort of panic and don't relax my throat when I'm singing in my head voice because I'm not that confident... hopefully I'll get over that sometime soon. XD;;

Lyrics:

(su-su-Surak
su-su-Surak
su-su-Surak)

(su-su-Surak
su-su-Surak)

I have required samples from Tantalus V.
Yes, sir. No, sir.
2 squared is 4.
Red-alerts all night.

I would be quite pleased to complete these forms soon,
but Jim seems quite content in chatting 'til it is passed noon.

(Oh, oh, oh,
oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
I am not surprised, at the crewmans demise.
(Oh, oh, oh,
oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
I am unfazed, it happens all the time.

Cannot read my
Cannot read my
No, you cannot read my Vulcan Face
(That the Captain can, is fascinating)
Cannot read my
Cannot read my
No, you cannot read my Vulcan Face
(For some strange reason McCoy is smiling)

V-V-V-Vulcan Face, V-V-Vulcan Face
(su-su-Surak)
V-V-V-Vulcan Face, V-V-Vulcan Face
(su-su-Surak)

Chapel is following I must quicken my pace.
I regret that she does not yet know her place.
(Near tragic)
Russian roulette is not a game that I would play,
chess is quite enough of a thrill to me any day.

(Oh, oh, oh,
oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
He says 'good work', I am quite pleased.
(Oh, oh, oh,
oh,
oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh)
We are close friends, I see not what you mean.

Cannot read my
Cannot read my
No, you cannot read my Vulcan Face
(Uhura seems to have taken the lyre)
Cannot read my
Cannot read my
No, you cannot read my Vulcan Face
(Why does she keep doing that?)

V-V-V-Vulcan Face, V-V-Vulcan Face
(su-su-Surak)
V-V-V-Vulcan Face, V-V-Vulcan Face
(su-su-Surak)

[interlude]
(su-su-Surak)

I will not tell you that I "love you"
Kiss or hug you
Because my duty is to
my captain.
I am not lying, my sincere apologies if you thought I was acting

Like a man interested in you, because I just cannot love
Love is an emotion, and for the notion
I suggest you check your head, Nurse Chapel.

Cannot read my
Cannot read my
No, you cannot read my Vulcan Face
(The transporter has another malfunction)
Cannot read my
Cannot read my
No, you cannot read my Vulcan Face
(And Scotty is on leave at this junction)

Cannot read my
Cannot read my
No, you cannot read my Vulcan Face
(Captain's eyes like Vulcan skies)
Cannot read my
Cannot read my
No, you cannot read my Vulcan Face
(Disregard, I simply ran out of rhymes)

Cannot read my
Cannot read my
No, you cannot read my Vulcan Face
(How this started I know not)
Cannot read my
Cannot read my
No, you cannot read my Vulcan Face
(Perhaps a study of rhythmic thought?)

V-V-V-Vulcan Face, V-V-Vulcan Face
V-V-V-Vulcan Face, V-V-Vulcan Face
(I have got to stop this melody.)

V-V-V-Vulcan Face, V-V-Vulcan Face
(su-su-Surak)
V-V-V-Vulcan Face, V-V-Vulcan Face
(su-su-Surak)

V-V-V-Vulcan Face, V-V-Vulcan Face
(su-su-Surak)
V-V-V-Vulcan Face, V-V-Vulcan Face
(su-su-Surak)

Category:

Music

Tags:

• star trek
• vulcan face
• lady gaga
• poker face

[CafeVampire]

Well now that this is the first version that I've heard this from, I demand a way to download the song with your voice.

[JupiterRoses]

@CafeVampire Aw, thanks!! <3

xxYaminoHikarixx (she wrote the lyrics) has the updated version with a download link, which is in the video responses. :D

[DarkestElemental616]

A little bit off-key, but oh-so-clever! :D

[JupiterRoses]

@DarkestElemental616 Haha, sorry about my off-key ness, if I can remember I think I was sick around that time (my immune system is shoddy).

I've definitely improved heaps since this, though; so maybe I should record it again. xS

[Leaf0Sand0Ninja]

You have made me so happy. I enjoyed this very much~

[JupiterRoses]

@Leaf0Sand0Ninja Aw gosh, thank you! <3

[Tree1of4nerds]

"su-surak"  XD...brilliance in a can!!!

[Mandy4Everr]

Oh my GOD, can you make it so I can download this?! I LOVE IT SO MUCH! I need it on my iPod so I can taunt all others that I have it's awesomness and they do not. xD; I thought the voice singing this would be bad, but your simply fantastic c:

[peaceflyer]

darn that chapel. everybody knows only *i* can stalk him >>

haha saw this on d.a. and had to hear it. its too funny to be true.

in a good way, of course :)

[EtainMcCloud]

I want to karaoke this so bad!

[JupiterRoses]

@BakerStreetLady Aw, gosh, thank you so very much!!

[JupiterRoses]

@vulcanluver Aww, I'm so glad, thank you so much! <3