Loincloth Man at Sasquatch

I later demoted Loincloth Man to Loincloth Boy. On Day 2, I informed E. that if we spotted him again, I would settle our speculation over what his day job was by asking him outright. She was good, spotting him even in more a standard getup. I asked him what he did for a living. His reply? He does not have a job. He lives off the land.

It was only later that my mind started wondering, how does someone who lives off the land afford a loincloth costume and a ticket to Sasquatch? Kind of made me wonder of by "the land" he might have meant "mom and dad," "my girlfriend," or possibly "unsuspecting roommates who are, unbeknownst to me, moving my stuff out of the house and changing the lock as we speak."

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