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Click "more info" for lyrics! Then give me some f**kin' candy!




"Halloween Survival Guide"
written by: The Road

David:
Pop quiz!

Shane & Kent:
Pop quiz?

David:
Pop quiz, hotshot!

Shane:
Say what?

Kent:
Say what?

David:
Pop quiz, hotshot!

How do you kill Dracula? (Wooden stake!)
How do you kill the Wolfman? (Silver bullets!)
How do you kill zombies? (Head trauma!)

How do you kill the ghost? (Exorcism!)
How do you kill Frankenstein? (With fire!)
How do you kill the Mummy? (Brendan Fraser!)

So much better than Van Helsing
So much better than Van Helsing
So much better than Van Helsing
So much better than Van Helsing!

How do you kill witches? (Spring water!)
How do you kill Krueger? (Stay awake!)
How do you kill the Gill Man? (Um...)

Run him over!

So much better than Van Helsing
So much better than Van Helsing
So much better than Van Helsing
So much better than Van Helsing!

(THANKS FOR THE GUITAR, BRO! -Shane)

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Uploader Comments (OctoberRoad)

  • i wish i could get text messages from you guys thru out my day cause yall always make me laugh. ah what the hell say you will do it i will send you my number

  • What we'll do is sell your number to ad agencies for some modest bank. You sure you wanna go down that road?

  • If Tenacious D made a Halloween song...it would be this.

    (I can't stop watching the video either)

  • Tenacious Who? There is only The Road.

  • I love the lyrics

    Dan

  • And the lyrics love you.

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  • vampires-garlic,sunlight, and wooden stakes through the heart. Mummies- bandage losage and fire witches- holy water

  • I still love the fuck out of this video.

  • this video gives me an amazing 'rollercoaster' feeling in my balls. is that wrong mother?

  • hahahaaha. david, you are so much better than... Kenny Rogers.

  • rofl, loved it

  • Halloween is over and yet this still fucken kicks ass :)

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