My Life: The Musical

I just got up and started singing at random. I guess my life is pretty musical. I'm not a singer. If I was, a bad one at that ;-)

LYRICS:

[GOOD MORNING BALTIMORE Tune: Hairspray]
Oh, oh, oh. Woke up today, feeling so crappy as I always do.
Oh, oh, oh. This stupid bed's breaking my freaking back,
When I hear that spring, It's making my head ache. It's giving me rage. This stupid thing really needs to be sold. Oh, oh, oh. Forget this effing, painful, bed of mine and just scream, "Hey! Good lousy morning to me!"

[STICK TO THE STATUS QUO Tune: High School Musical]
I'm really starving. What do I do? There's only ham and eggs to eat. I know I can't even cook, don't have cash to order out and it's making me lose control [Why don't you just eat the eggs?] SPEAK: Well, I don't eat eggs, why don't I just eat the ham? Eew. [I want pizza! Pepperoni, Hawaiian, even Vegetarian Specialties] [Don't think 'bout it anymore.] When I earn some dough, I'm gonna go to Chucky Cheeses. [Uh, uh, uh! NO, NO, NO. Stick to the ham and eggs. If you wanna survive, follow one simple rule, just be happy with what you have. Stick to the ham and eggs].

[SEASONS OF LOVE Tune: Rent]
When I shower, I shampoo, I use Head and Shoulders. When I brush, I get a toothpaste, I use Colgate Total. When I shower, I use the soap, I use Dial. How long do I take a decent shower? A second, a minute, an hour, maybe 24 hours. A week, a month, probably a year. In probably just 25 long, refreshing minutes, you'll be able to do all of the above.

[TOMORROW Tune: Annie]
Sun shouldn't come out, tomorrow. Haven't done my homework that's due tomorrow. I'm so gonna fail. Just thinking about, tomorrow. Gives me goosebumps, make me shiver. Tomorrow! Oh, my God. I'm suppose to go out today and party! But I'll be stuck here at home, I'll groan to study. Tomorrow! Tomorrow! Please don't come, tomorrow! Didn't study for the exam. Tomorrow! Tomorrow! Miss Walters will hit me. I am scared to go to school.

[GREASED LIGHTNING Tune: Grease]
Well, your dream is scary. It's totally frightening. It's horrendous! Why, it's a NIGHTMARE. [A scary nightmare] Well, I'm a little scary doll and I'll stab you with my knife. [I'll stab you! Oh, I'll stab you] Purple, blue, white, green and red are the colors of my shirt. [Wearing a jumper! Oh, yes, it's a jumper] I'm gonna rip your intestines and make you bleed to death. You know I'm not a good guy, you know you won't forget. I'm gonna kill you.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• SirKevinMartin
• DicKev
• Musical
• Hairspray
• Enchanted
• High
• School
• Rent
• Annie
• Grease
• Singing
• Chucky
• Nightmare
• Scary
• Life

[kuzza]

Okay, at first I thought this was weird, but then as I watched I liked it and I laughed and I really enjoyed this! Good work!

[SirKevinMartin]

Hahaha! Thanks, son :-D

[SpecialBabyUnique]

cool lip peircin dude..and awesome songs xD

[SirKevinMartin]

Woohoo! Thanks :] Do subscribe if you wish, thanks thanks :D

[donh6]

I loved your video,keep trying to improve.

[SirKevinMartin]

Hahaha. Okay, thanks, mate :)

[gersing]

Hey man. you have the talent. They are so funny. Eating your finger lmao...Did you make all the instrumenetal also?

[aishareyes01]

funny funny funny...lol

[stafan33]

use selson blu dumbfuck

[piesonearth]

5:47 to 6:32 XDDDD

[rockinster]

Hahhaha. Did she do it like a horse LOL!!!

[boratkzkh]

Last night i had great sex

[ObamaChick1556]

lol

[MaryEWinstead1fan]

HAHAHA OMG THIS IS AMAZING!!! the ending is my favourite lol

[rockinster]

Funny

[FlyingFree133]

awesome this is funnie