Pappy's Genuine Texas Bee Salsa

These bees were netted down by the local middle schools crunch corral picnic benches, smacked around in a clean jar until unconsciously ripe, then slathered on top of a fine bee paste made from Africanized, Americanized, and African-Americanized bee colonies. Then a dash of jalapeno extract, a quick two-day bake in the hot Abernathy sun, and presto, the finest chip dip this side of the flippin Mississip. Dig deep, boys.

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[stupidguyaabbcc]

"Stingy as hell!" lmao

[fsolis6]

but it looks good for some reason...

[ginnoveffect]

From now on i'm going to judge salsa by how "stingy" it is.

[warofthewalruses]

them bee salsa's gonna get me a turkey dinner?

[Totema1]

That's SALSA! *clap clap*

[8thgradecuadorian]

FEEL the salsa...

[BetaSolution]

My favorite part?

"smacked around in a clean jar until unconsciously ripe, " In the video info. Oh god, I lol'd heartily.

[Fallout3sFinest]

thumbs up if you clicked this video because the guy in the thumbnail (if you looked at him from far away) kinda looked like chuck norris

[alaskanboy99661]

no bees were harmed in the making of this video,

[Shoes742]

how did they make the salsa for this video? what did they use?

[harrath]

one of my favorites

[JMXXL]

wanna buy one of these :3