Master Chief Sucks at Halo Campaign Episode 2: "Crotch"

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Master Chief and the Arbiter fight their way through the jungles of Africa to save Sergeant Johnson, while being plagued by phantom dropships, suicidal grunts and...style multipliers?

When they finally make their way to 'Crotch', they are confronted with a TL;DW video from the Prophet of Truth, shortly thereafter the Chief runs away in fear with the Arbiter not far behind...

A spoof of Digitalph33r's 'Master Chief Sucks at Halo' and, to a certain degree, 'Arby and the Chief'. Be sure to subscribe if you like the video!

EDIT: A few of you have asked what the whole deal with the 'crotch' bit is. Well, there are a whole bunch of words that Microsoft Sam can't say (soi is an example), and one of those words is 'crotch'. If you type 'crotch' into Microsoft Sam, it says 'crow's nest'.

Naturally, I had to use that as material. It was too good to pass up.

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[LITTLE22TACO]

dude wat the hell... u should REALLY take off the bars saying episode 6 is ready yes we see that, u should only leave it on 4 a few seconds not da whole vid...

[iscmpn]

I call the prophet of truth "ballsack cheeks" Because he looks like he has balls on his cheeks.I wonder how prophets mate?Through their mouths?

[nathan51141]

Every1 stop copying digitalph33r ur making his great work look like shit

[MLGworthy]

Lol someones been playing TF2

[toothless911]

Thumbs up for Heavy Weapons Cheif

[AntBelch]

@LITTLE22TACO There's a little button called "Hide Annotations".

[MrUSCGamecock]

This is so gay

[paristuscan2]

GO TO PEWDIEPIES channel

[johnnyboydaboss]

I'd like to put my ace in your hole funny shit

[cooldude1938]

can u let me play as master chief in ur next episode? plz

[ralkai77]

Attention all idiots if you want the bars removed just turn off annotations god!

[psycosanches589]

this must be a reupload cause at the point where he goes this is my roflgun it cuts off during the lols i dont remember that