5-3 Federation (Legend Of Zelda Rap)

This is my version of The Legend Of Zelda Rap by 5-3 Federation,
I was going for an old school zelda theme,
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----------------Lyrics----------------

Back when I was rising up the suckers used to play
Acting like that they're all that and never knew the way
To Gannon's Castle, Level Nine!
Link had the power, I had the mind
I held the Magic Sword way up high
I knew I could win, I didn't have to try
The NES Advantage was on my side
I take evil for I ride
I smoke the tektites like they was hooch, cuz soon I know I had Zelda's kooch
I walked to meet the motherfucking Gannon
He disappeared like a ball from a cannon
I raised my voice and I shout out loud, I got the Triforce and I am proud
I finally hit 'em with, the Silver Arrow
And you know I leave the rock
Even though the road to good is narrow, Zelda's on my jock
'Cause my balls are big to be this brave
Princess Zelda is the one I save
Now the I am playing with power,
The 1980's will never go sour!
Yeah
who would've thunk it
it must've been a drunk kid
someone who could pump it with a beat so funky
Hell yeah bitch you heard it here first
Recognize now or you gonna need a nurse
to stitch up the wounds from the K and the B
Redefine the word originality
Can't Fuck with this shit,
1986
We was in the mix and Zelda was the fuckin' fix
Now we bringing this s--- full f------ circle
Can't hang with this, go hang with Steve Urkel
Cause we regulating hard core, now you know what's in store
Beggin for a little more, the Ladder was in level four
Realize this, I'm creepin through the mist, with a fuckin' triforce and I'm muthafuckin' pissed


Now you realizing this beats hypnotizin
My skill keeps rising all this shit just ties and
Step back I got the player's guide, fuckin' game genie with the codes inside
Skills save hyrule and the rest of mankind
all this shit, be stickin in your mind
Now you understand the controller in your hand
You almost beat the game, but you ain't the fuckin' man
So leave it up to me, and back the fuck off
You think you hard core, but your skills be soft
I piss on your cartridge, throw it in the trash, take it to the pawn shop for some cash
You don't belong on my NES, I grab your controller, to show I'm the best.

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[DutsonEntertainment]

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[socksnshoes007]

Over 10 years later and I still know it word for word!

Thank you for this vid!!

[LordShivasServant]

What if we all are error?

[GrothendiecksWish]

i got the playa's guide fucking game genie with the codes inside!

[GashPlague]

@klwnlv Yes.  PERIOD.

[klwnlv]

This is the best Zelda rap anyone has made to date. 5-3 federation baby -=]

[wolflinkmidnaperson]

@darthdoodie101 Is that a bad thing?

[Bolero5097]

who sings the second verse.

[darthdoodie101]

pause at 00:36 you can kinda SEE Zelda's Cooch

[TenMotercyclez]

CLIM THto DEATH MOUtion 8 >>>> FINNAL BAttle

[TenMotercyclez]

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