The Reavers' Folk Song

(www.serenity-lrp.co.uk) Written by Will Segerman and a group of barking mad LARPers... lyrics as follows:

We had a planet
It was pretty sweet
Splendid terraforming
And lots of food to eat
The kind of place you want to
Take your kids to school
Unification sounded so cool...

Along came the Alliance
Everything changed
The population is entirely deranged
(OR DEAD)

Chorus (to be sung as cheerfully as possible):
Kill you... rape you...
Turn your skin into clothes
If you're lucky, in that order

Chorus

Now we have spaceships
Roamin' the verse
Killing all you normal folks to satiate our thirst
People say we're evil
But that is such a lie
We just don't think hard enough
About wanting you to die

Chorus

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• serenity
• larp
• reavers
• firefly
• folk
• indie
• original
• song
• banjo

[Kl0kwurk]

Oh my.

[thessie]

Jenny, we love you... for "OH GOD THEY'RE EATING MY FACE".

Red Carrie

x

[cassiesfile]

good times good times

(pink)

[choccoweeble]

Oh my word we are so insane! lol

(K)

[kahlan]

Reavers aren't reavers unless you're cheerful.

Or Elvis.

(Rock on Reaver Las Vegas!!)

(Lian)

[Nilynrae]

Ahhh... haha! RARGHH!

:D

(Cheryl)

[eriathwenbob]

Rock on, reavers!

Can't wait to get an mp3 of this.

(Lizy)

[metztlimoon]

I love you all !!!!!!!!!

Even if you did wake me up from my precious sleep!

(Sam)