A little reality check from George Carlin

George Carlin doing what he did best. Giving a reality check while making you laugh at how ridiculously true it all is.

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Obama
• healthcare
• congress
• bankers
• George Carlin
• comedy
• reality
• truth
• freedom
• constitution
• funny

[corcovadoquelindo]

George Carlin is a fucking genius

[dner75]

Sheer brilliance. Mark Twain would've been the biggest George Carlin fan.

[loom67]

LOL!

[TopHatToppingTops]

@corcovadoquelindo was*

[AngstycAT77]

@hokmahmilitia I thought this stupid shit was done with. Shut the fuck up kid, nobody gives a shit.

[Jwit26]

"I piss in the middle of the toilet to assert my dominance" - Reddit

[The1masterofdisaster]

@hokmahmilitia I piss directly in the middle of the toliet, to make as much noise as possible and dominate my fucking presence.

[YrUsOcRuEl]

@hokmahmilitia I actually try to piss right in the middle to make more sound to assert my dominance

[TheVortiman]

@hokmahmilitia No, I piss in the middle of the water to make as much noise as possible as to assert my fucking dominance.

[DrMattDestruction]

2:42 = burp?

[TheTravisKassianShow]

@hokmahmilitia I piss in the middle of the toilet to assert my dominance.

[johndoe3k5]

@Entrayalicious Very well written. Really. I couldn't have said it that way. I guess humanity is too childish and full of hate to be like that. Maybe in another 1000 yrs.