Sexpelled: No Intercourse Allowed

Found this on Richard Dawkins' website:

http://richarddawkins.net/article,2478,n,n

"Anticipating success with their feature film Expelled: No Intelligence Allowed, Producers Mark Mathis, Logan Craft and Walt Ruloff have already leaked a teaser trailer for the film's sequel. Their "teach the controversy" slogan seemed to work well in getting the general public to believe that Intelligent Design is a viable alternative scientific theory to Evolution, so the team has moved on to promoting other theories that they feel are being suppressed by the scientific community. Sexpelled: No Intercourse Allowed tells of how Sex Theory has thrived unchallenged in the ivory towers of academia, as the explanation for how new babies are created. Proponents of Stork Theory claim that "Big Sex" has been suppressing their claim that babies are delivered by storks. Furthermore, Stork Theory proponents warn of the serious moral dangers posed by teaching children that sex has a function. They point out that evil dictators such as Hitler, Stalin and Mao all believed in Sex Theory, and they may have even had sex themselves.

There is also a late-breaking new development in the controversy, a new theory called Avian Transportation Theory.

Unlike the original Stork Theory, the modern, sophisticated "Avian Transportation Theory" (ATT) merely points out that there are gaps in the orthodox Sex Theory, and that current sonogram imaging is unreliable. Moreover ATT does not specify that babies are necessarily brought by storks but by "large birds unspecified" (although many individual ATT theorists PRIVATELY believe it is a stork)."


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[sammydick1]

i am a christian, and as such, am mocked for my "ridiculous" beliefs. I have tried to look into evolution in a way where i can get the facts. im sad to say, most of it is a subjective argument which i have to read between the lines for...what i see that should convince me of evolution is mocking of creationsim not much "evidence to refute it"...i know this comment will cause many angry replies...

one closing question...what sort of God would exist if only intellectuals accessed him?

[deBeuk]

talkorigins . org/origins/faqs.html

[deBeuk]

By the way, I don't mock christians for their beliefs. I mock creationist for their nonsense. Quite a different thing, since most christians aren't actually creationists.

[thisisitornot]

Ben Stein was a speech writer for president Nixon. He understands propaganda. Not science.

[roeroewade]

Dawkins as a sex maniac. Sounds fantastic.... mmmmmm....

[ExamineTheHorizon]

@sammydick1

What god would allow torture and murder? Stop you stupid "What god would allow..." questions because it is obvious that if you insist on your god having infinite power and yet there is still murder, torture in the world that he is either a piece of fiction or he is indeed a sadist who doesn't give a sh*t about all of us

[oantonio255]

@sammydick1

What kind of god would exist if only people that had faith beyond any logical reason accesed him/her/it/shklim?

[MisterTTG]

"As a Sex MANIAC, I'm pretty hostile..."

Instant sunglasses. What a badass. XD

[QueenSlartibartfast]

@sammydick1 I don't know what you've been reading then. Try The Greatest Show on Earth, Why Evolution Is True, The Blind Watchmaker, Climbing Mount Improbable, What Evolution Is...or if you're searching online, try Berkeley's evolution site, TalkOrigins, PBS/Nova's evolution site, the Smithsonian's Human Origins page, the evolution exhibit pages from any Natural History Museum's website, or any of the many other sites that are available out there. :-/

[sputnikowns]

LOL

[dunnonuffink]

God, I wish there were 6 stars!

[nlytend1]

nobody delivers the stocks, the can fly, they do all the work themselves.

[Weltenweber]

I don't quiet understand what you are saying here. Evolution is biology and absolutly silent on god. So what's the big deal.

If you are interested in biology, DonExodus2 has produced some rather good vids on Evolution.