The Pickup Line Song by Chet and Reed

My brother sang this for us and I turned on my laptop's microphone in time to catch it. I was sitting a few feet away from them so the sound isn't great.

The Pickup Song
Chet White, Reed Johnson

Verse 1
Hey what's your name and what's your sign?
Excuse me, but I'm new in town
Can I have directions to your place?
It's a good thing I have my library card
'cause I'm checking you out
Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
If you were Sprite, I'd obey my thirst
I lost my number, can I have yours?
I've got skittles in my mouth, do you want to taste the rainbow?

Chorus
If I could rearrange the alphabet
I would put U and I together
You must be the reason for global warming
'cause you're hot (hot, hot)
If I told you you had a gorgeous body
Would you hold it against me?
And is your name Gillette?
'cause you're the best a man can get

Verse 2
Are you an overdue book?
'cause you've got FINE written all over you
I think I need to call heaven
'cause they've lost one of their angels
I wish I were a tear so I could start in your eyes
Live on your face and die on your lips
I'm a thief and I'm here to steal your heart
If I followed you home, would you keep me?

Bridge
Excuse me for interrupting, I'm not trying to make a pass
But you must be leaving the country if you're packing that much ass

Category:

Comedy

Tags:

• Pickup
• Lines

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