zebrahead-I hate christmas

[Intro]
Christmas comes just once a year (I got a baby doll)
With all its yuletide joy and cheer (I got a football)
But theres one thing I'd like to say
Is that I hate Christmas day (I got a rock!)

Its time for everybody to have a christmas party.
Everyone but me I'll step outside
Boycott your office party.
No secret Santa for me.
Mistletoe makes me sneeze anyway.
Cos I don't wanna go, where happy days are snow
I'd rather stay where
Frosty melts in the sun.
July 4 parade.
A Lynchburg lemonade.
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing).

[Chorus]
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year

Its time for everybody to head out Christmas shopping.
Everyone but me I'll stay inside.
No presents under your tree that have a nametag for me.
And it makes my gifts so easy to hide
I don't wanna go where shopping lines are slow.
I rather stay at home with the frosty cold one.
A bud on ice in may, a lazy summer day.
An alcohol-a-day by the pool in the sun (now everybody sing) .

[Chorus]

[Rap]
It was the night before Christmas and all through the house,
All the creatures was chillin like Flint drinkin stout.
I woke from my sleep, heard 'here comes the boom'.
I knew that Santa would be comin' soon.
On Dascher on Donner, Commit, on Blitzen.
I yelled 'shut up ya'll,' but they wouldn't listen.
And then he came down with his belly of jello.
He says, 'where the ladies at cuz I'm a real jolly fellow.'
Then he gave me a wink and was quick out of sight.
Merry Christmas to all, and to all a super deeky duper fly night.

[Chorus]
(now everyone - sing)

[Chorus]
Deck the halls with bells of holly
'Tis the season to be jolly but,
I hate Christmas
I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year
Cos I hate Christmas I'm glad it only comes one time a year

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[bakaman16]

i fucking hate christmas!!!

me and my wife broke up last christmas

luckily i found a new girl friend

[iamme9501]

I hate Christmas I can't stand to be around my family for more then 42.34 seconds

[SpiteSire]

I hate Christmas too.

[gjav413]

@bbbhhhhhh actually, i only hate christmas cuz it fucking sucks. 

[gjav413]

Who else sang this song at the top of their lungs today?

[gjav413]

@123Montserrat Well guess what, this christmas I got nothing.

[123Montserrat]

i hate christmas couse there were no presents 4 me under the christmas tree just 1 and i gotta share it with my lil sis

[ChewingGum28]

i hate that everyone is so.. fake happy!

[moonspellfan666]

Everything about christmas fucking sucks. Christians stole it from the pagans after trying to commit genocide against them, and now everyone is happy with their family while I sit there pretending to give a fuck about the stupid shit. Why won't people let me celebrate it the way I want to.... Alone with just whiskey, gothic metal, pot, and my ps3. Fuck everything else in the ass with a flaming porcupine.

[bbbhhhhhh]

I see many people on dislike Christmas because of family and/or relation issues. I hope that changes this year for all those people and they have a wonderful Christmas!!

Merry Christmas!!

[d00bin]

i fucking hate christmas. fuck my family

[walkerhaileyo1]

Christmas is Jesus Christ's Birthday I Like It For That But, Yay, Lets Sit Around A Tree And Watch Your Lil sister Get Everything She Wanted. Your Mom Even Trades You Xbox 360, so she has more money to spend on you little sister and you dnt even get anything.. Oh well Though.. Christmas Is Just Another Regular stupid day of the Year...