Ticket Trouble

I love it when people tell me they've never had a speeding ticket.

Category:

Education

Tags:

• wyotk
• informative
• funny
• variety
• comedy
• ticket
• police
• speeding

[MrDiglettdig]

2:24 decided to speed out...

[INVADERxDIB]

i never drive

[Regginyaga]

the law can lick my black nuts

[KittenKoder]

I've never had a speeding ticket .... I've never driven. :p

[waynetjordan]

NOOO...I heard the camera guy! The illusion has been ruined :(

[shewasnumber1]

It's easy, buy a radar detector

[meseattlequin]

i have a friend who is a local sherieffs cadet, he's been pulled over totally wasted and not fit to drive five feet. he told the patrollman that he was a cadet and was trying to find a application, the cop dropped the ticket, let him go, and gave him his name and badge number to use as a reference. since then he has never been pulled over again in the part of town. Me on the other hand, they hate me and pull me over just to say hi.

[kabear1988]

Haha! One time my dad got pulled over and when the cop asked for his license he saw his last name and said he was going to let him go because his fiance had the same last name and he didn't want to give him a ticket if they would soon be seeing each other at the wedding. My dad was in no way related to his fiance. lol!

[Zappyguy111]

Had a friend of a friend doing 200km/hr+ on a 100km/hr freeway. He got caught by a policeman on a bike, he pulled over immediately. The policeman simply came up to his window and said: "THAT was the most fun I've EVER had", and told him to go on his way -without a ticket-.

[CambridgeHeights]

Best way to get out of a speeding ticket: Act less intelligent. People are much more likely to give sympathy someone who is unintelligent yet humble.

Note: This can be hard to do.