The Thing That God Can't Do
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the video is so right lol i'm gonna go rape some bitches and kill some ass holes then god will forgive me and i won't have to suffer for anything i did amen :)
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If God is omniscient, he know everything that did, is, and will happen. He knows what choices he will make. Therefore, God cannot change his mind, because he already knows what he is going to do... not exactly the definition of omnipotent if you cannot change your mind or reason...
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The one thing god cant do is exist.
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@goodoldenoch I just had an epiphany. It seems to me that Christians really do have trouble wrapping their heads around the many current atheists used to be Christians (in the US), or otherwise theistic (usually elsewhere).
You really don't understand that the reason I stopped being a Christian was that calling myself such started to make me feel like a jackass, which is exactly how I see you.
I saw that I was behaving absurdly, and so changed my behavior. You have yet to see.
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@TheSmackerlacker dear friend, definitely NOT!
1) GOD does not use such language (anywhere I have read yet, but it is just an assumption of yours)
2) I do feel sorry for the likely mis-treatment that you received at the hand(s) of 'Christians'... we do owe you a formal apology!
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@goodoldenoch Read the damned book already. Seriously. It's called the bible. The most printed book in existence. I'm sure you can find a copy. This video perfectly depicts who God would be if he existed.
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TO say that this video GROSSLY misrepresents Who GOD is, would be an understatement!
But then again... it is YouTube, and so people can post anything that they want...
GOD would never swear, not forgive, etc...! What is this video supposed to prove??
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There is no Bible.
P/S: I'm here for the cartoon.
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@Awesomecraft99 IPU will get you for that.
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