Asher Roth Parody: I Love Preschool (Original)

I Love Preschool

(Intro):
-Hey Ashton, I dont really get this whole I Love College thing.
-Me either dude. Are you thinking what Im thinking?
-I think Im thinking what youre thinking dude. Lets take it back to Preschool.

(Chorus):
Hey yo that naptime was awfully crazy my tummy was achin.
I dreamt that I was on television just Power-Rangin.
Drinkin apple juice thats sugar-free.
Because my juice-box is all I need.
Im super tired, but naptimes at ten.
Then Ill wake up and fingerpaint again.
Man I love Preschool!

(Verse 1):
Now I wanna stay in Preschool for the rest of my life.
Sippin apple juice and Drinkin Sunny Delight.
Its time for naptime girl let me dim those lights
And my blanket is from home so bed-bugs wont bite.

Yeah my blankys in my cubby,
Right by my little buddies. And my friends are all men
Even though the ladies love me.
Why? might you ask, well thats kinda funny.
Its because girls got COOTIES, dont touch me!

And dont try to take my crayons dude, thats WHACK.
Dont try to steal my teal, or even jack my black.
And dont brag to me that youve got the 12 pack
My box comes with 64 and has a sharpener on the back.

(Chorus):
Hey yo that naptime was awfully crazy my tummy was achin.
I dreamt that I was on television just Power-Rangin.
Drinkin apple juice thats sugar-free.
Because my juice-box is all I need.
Im super tired, but naptimes at ten.
Then Ill wake up and fingerpaint again.
Man I love Preschool!
Ay!
And in case youre wonderin.
Ay!
Theres fingerpaintin.
Ay!
And I love colorin.
Ay!

(Verse 2):
On this mic Im like a wizard.
Step to me and get shanked by safety scissors.
Call my mommy because I miss her dont diss her I kiss her.
On my tricycle Im a killer.
My homie is a candy dealer.

Preschool is the illest because all I do is color then Im chillin.
Eat glue, throw food, make fun, drop crumbs, go poop, spill soup.
And do it again. Do it again.

Aww Man its time to munch.
You just mad because youve gotta pack lunch
Lunchables with Captain Crunch and a side of juice to keep it right
Because on my Big-Wheel, Im lookin Tight!

(Chorus):
Hey yo that naptime was awfully crazy my tummy was achin.
I dreamt that I was on television just Power-Rangin.
Drinkin apple juice thats sugar-free.
Because my juice-box is all I need.
Im super tired, but naptimes at ten.
Then Ill wake up and fingerpaint again.
Man I love Preschool!
Ay!
And in case youre wonderin.
Ay!
Theres fingerpaintin.
Ay!
And I love colorin.
Ay!

(Verse 3):
So hop on my tricycle and well ride across the country.
2 miles per-hour, speed limits dont budge me.
Its just you and me cruisin, oh baby dont you love me.
Then you whisper in my ear, Hey babe Im kinda hungry.

So the brown paper bag, is where I keep the munchies.
Doritos and Cheetos. I gotta keep it crunchy.
Momma packed the SnackPack, because she said she loves me
And the peanut butter and jelly tastes so yummy in my tummy.
(Singing? Haha):
Now Ashton and Ryan just got this thing off Jumpin
And you all aint just nothin
Because me and him are stuntin.

(Haha we made that part up about two minutes before we went on stage.)

(Getting the crowd into it):
Now let me see you get your hands up.
I wanna see you get your hands up.

Now everybody get your hands up.
I wanna hear you say it just like this
Just like this:

PRESCHOOL!
PRESCHOOL!
PRESCHOOL!

Let me hear you say it just like:

PRESCHOOL!
PRESCHOOL!
PRESCHOOL!

Oooh man, I Love Preschool dude..

Category:

Music

Tags:

• Asher Roth
• I Love College
• Patriot High School
• PHS
• talent show
• preschool
• ryan ugale
• ugale
• parody
• spoof
• remix
• FUNNY
• SHIT

[jumpman2429]

HAHAHAHA.... good job Ryan and Ashton

YOU STOLE THE SHOW

[77jos10]

Man u two go hard in the paint!!

[flamminbags1]

My next door neighbor's name is Ryan Ashton hahahahaha

[casdilloproductions]

i made a parody too but mines sounds like the actual song

[BlackMemorial1]

i love preschool

[kankan101100]

@sebbye12 keep ur bD COMMENTS TO YOSELF

[sebbye12]

lame

[scawty0118]

@NickHid13 lol nick you and jaj should record it on the tpain app on the phone haha

[SutamMusic]

these guys did this for our school talent show, prettyy great

[awesomness333]

@NickHid13 nickkkkkk i missed the talent show tonight and im so pissseddddd

[onlythingievacudneed]

Hilaaarius